Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:23 am

It's possible, Spoony's complete existence depends on the charity of others, but I still think it's most likely he's either living with Miles or the parents.
He'll eventually let some information slip though.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:28 am

Parents I'd rule out. He's not even welcome to visit. Miles is likely. But we don't know anything for sure.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:32 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:17 am
RedLine wrote:
Sat Dec 04, 2021 11:12 pm
I'd be pretty surprised if the family put him up someplace. They obviously didn't bail him out when it came to the mortgage payments.
Bit of a big ask, innit? Saving him from living under a bridge and his brother from having to put up with him is another thing.
Dunno about you but my parents would react differently to "500 bucks to pay my house" and "500 bucks so I'm not homeless".
Maybe they hoped he'd get his shit together once the mortar impacts come closer.
In Aurora it would be 500 per month for just property taxes.

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Post by Guest » Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:33 am

I have Spoony chained up in my basement where I can love him my way.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:59 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:32 am
In Aurora it would be 500 per month for just property taxes.
That's another thing. They might have figured it would be cheaper to just cut down the support. Although, I still think it's more likely his parents cut all support and he lives with Miles.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:37 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:33 am
I have Spoony chained up in my basement where I can love him my way.
And what way is that?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:02 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:17 am
Maybe they hoped he'd get his shit together once the mortar impacts come closer.
The mortar impacts are the frying pan to his frog-like existance. He might whine about the loud noises, but that's about all you can expect.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:12 am

HE frag doesn't care if you are aware of its danger, is the beauty of it.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 05, 2021 12:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:02 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:17 am
The mortar impacts are the frying pan to his frog-like existance. He might whine about the loud noises, but that's about all you can expect.
He has some brain deficiency where he doesn't believe he can do anything life is just supposed to support him endlessly and give him everything he wants to. Girlfriends are supposed to support him even if he doesn't work for 5 years. Hollywood and Jimmy Fallon are supposed to hire him even if they have no idea who he is. Anything short of that is a BETRAYAL.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:29 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Dec 05, 2021 2:28 am
Parents I'd rule out. He's not even welcome to visit.
How sure are we about that? Because if true that's fucking hilarious, and recoups at least a modicum of respect for Pater and Mater Antwhimper.

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