Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Bobito]

Tough guy spoony will demand close doors trial just because he won Mashables 2009.

[Kugelfisch]

Was there even any way for Spoons to get out of this without getting wallet raped?

Not really. You run a red light and cause a crash that's that. There's not really much to spin. Some shit you've just got to own up to.

[Guest]

I'm calling it, throw another ailment on the pile: crippling color blindness.

[Rushy]

Isn't there a rule that colorblind people can't drive?

[Kugelfisch]

Isn't there a rule that colorblind people can't drive?

Depends on the type. But those that can't tell green from red can't.

[oldbones]

I'm amazed that he hasn't started a gofundme yet.

[pibbs]

Even if he were color blind the Judge would ask if he couldn't tell the difference between the bottom light from the middle.

[Kugelfisch]

Is red on the bottom in the USA?

[rabidtictac]

Was there even any way for Spoons to get out of this without getting wallet raped?

Not really. You run a red light and cause a crash that's that. There's not really much to spin. Some shit you've just got to own up to.

That's why I'm kind of amazed at spoony's level of undeserved arrogance and delusion.

I always figured he wasn't QUITE as crazy in real life as he is on twitter.

[Kugelfisch]

Was there even any way for Spoons to get out of this without getting wallet raped?

Not really. You run a red light and cause a crash that's that. There's not really much to spin. Some shit you've just got to own up to.

That's why I'm kind of amazed at spoony's level of undeserved arrogance and delusion.

I always figured he wasn't QUITE as crazy in real life as he is on twitter.

Eh, likely actually insurance shit. Remember, he's got the shittest insurance in his area. They likely expect him to fight it in court regardless of how likely the outcome.