Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

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You know nothing of history, that is elementairy school stuff you just rattled up there XD

No, kids that young get taught about the awesome and impeccable defense of Britain against the evil Germans who were out to destroy everything because they're evil. And how we did it with Spitfires and Dig For Victory and Winston Churchill.

With absolutely no mention of the word "empire".

[Guest]

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You know nothing of history, that is elementairy school stuff you just rattled up there XD

No, kids that young get taught about the awesome and impeccable defense of Britain against the evil Germans who were out to destroy everything because they're evil. And how we did it with Spitfires and Dig For Victory and Winston Churchill.

With absolutely no mention of the word "empire".

The only wrong thing the British did with their empire in the 20th century was cucking out and abandoning it. Shit wouldn't be going down in South Africa right now if they'd kept the lads in pith helmets around.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Russian troops kind of sucked ass. They had shitty weapons. The Russians had good tanks but moist nuggets weren't the best. A 5 shot battle rifle is pretty much WW1 tech and every power on all sides had those at the start of the war. But Krautler and his merry band of golden eagle wavers were too stupid to realize marching for miles across frozen ground in winter with no cold weather supplies might be a bad idea.

Legend has it that the Fuhrer was rambling about "Stupid bugged weather mechanics" when he got news from the eastern front.

[Le Redditeur]

Russian troops kind of sucked ass. They had shitty weapons. The Russians had good tanks but moist nuggets weren't the best. A 5 shot battle rifle is pretty much WW1 tech and every power on all sides had those at the start of the war. But Krautler and his merry band of golden eagle wavers were too stupid to realize marching for miles across frozen ground in winter with no cold weather supplies might be a bad idea.

Legend has it that the Fuhrer was rambling about "Stupid bugged weather mechanics" when he got news from the eastern front.

"Kahmahn mein dood! How should I know that ze snows freezes gasoline?! Such bullsheiss! Russians are just mentally-ill detractors doing random winter ultra! *SNORT*"

[Guest]

Russian troops kind of sucked ass. They had shitty weapons. The Russians had good tanks but moist nuggets weren't the best. A 5 shot battle rifle is pretty much WW1 tech and every power on all sides had those at the start of the war. But Krautler and his merry band of golden eagle wavers were too stupid to realize marching for miles across frozen ground in winter with no cold weather supplies might be a bad idea.

Legend has it that the Fuhrer was rambling about "Stupid bugged weather mechanics" when he got news from the eastern front.

"Kahmahn mein dood! How should I know that ze snows freezes gasoline?! Such bullsheiss! Russians are just mentally-ill detractors doing random winter ultra! *SNORT*"

They also used the lend-lease hack to get all those American tanks and guns without the normal resource and infrastructure requirements to make their own. And of course they had the endless swarm hack on so they never ran out of soldiers. Sum reel bullshit dood.

For real though, one of the valid reasons Hitler invaded Russia is because der Reich was running out of fuel and desperately needed a new source. Then he failed to take and exploit the oil fields. Utterly wreckt.

[Old Black Man]

Oh please, wise ASS. Please regale us with your superior historical knowledge. Please tell us how Hitler was secretly an FTM tranny and how he and FDR were part of a secret cabal of trannydom

I keep telling you guys he’s done finally snapped, we best put him out to pasture and make him look at the flowers. I’ll get the rifle.

[Credo in Deum]

I'm not even mad Germany lost because burgers can never have culture. No matter how many fucking wars they win, NEVER EVER, burgers At best the world becomes one giant globalist piece of shit blob where all people do is consume shit and get fat.

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[RedLine]

I'm not even mad Germany lost because burgers can never have culture.

Fair enough. But, why don't you guys strap on your lederhosen and actually defend yours?

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[mad bum]

Germany is just a European west, yet they won't admit it.

[MegaNigger]

American culture is pretty well defined; dominate world's military, resist the metric system, exploit dumb spics and chinks for cheap labor. I think our culture is pretty great, and still kicking!