Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
- Kugelfisch
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Marx would at least not have appreciated the current left's shitting on the working class.
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- AngrySpoonySnob
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Nice fantasy mate, the holy father wouldnt want you to watch your news full of satanic brainwashing so its all moot from there XD In fact nobody in their right mind christian or not should still be watching the news in 2018. Also trusting in the holy father is not the same as doing nothing you utter tard XDBoogie's Panniculus wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:34 pmI know the discussion about going to doctors when sick vs "trusting in god" is a couple days old and it involved ASS, so I really shouldn't bring it back up, but I always liked this story (despite not being religious).
A religious man's house is in the area about to be flooded. Meteorologists know about it well in advance and most of the area is able to be evacuated. Some stay to try to save their houses, but the water rises.
Soon the religious man's neighbors leave on their small boat and ask him to come with them. He declines saying "god will help me." The waters rise more.
Then the coast guard sends boats to evacuate the last people in the town. But again, the religious man declines saying "god will help me". The waters rise more.
Now the religious man is sitting on his roof, his entire house is under water. A helicopter comes and lowers a rescue bucket to get him out. He declines again, saying "god will provide". The waters rise again.
The religious man died from exhaustion after everything around him was under water. He arrives in heaven and is greated by god. The man questions god "why didn't you help me? I was faithful?" God replies "i did help you, but you ignored the warnings on the news, the invitation of your neighbors, the evacuation by the coast guard, and the helicopter I sent."
Just because I think the holy father wont let me get sick doesnt mean I dont take care of my body or only eat french fries all day either now does it? Some people sigh really have the brainpower of a wet fart.
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- Wackashi Snitchnine
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
ASS if you buy a mega church and preach on TV, I WILL attend faithfully every Sunday.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Its not biblical to own/run a church sorry you'll just have to keep visiting DHI my son
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- AngrySpoonySnob
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
people actually watch that crap? Only more proof the end is coming.
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- VoiceOfReasonPast
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Give the guy some slack. Flooding the world once and murdering the shit out of two SJW cities is hard work. His health comes first :3
And what right does this guest poster have to sling bile hatred at what might very well be traditional German mating rituals?
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
If God ever truly imitates Noah, I expect you to throw him under the bus.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:26 pmGive the guy some slack. Flooding the world once and murdering the shit out of two SJW cities is hard work. His health comes first :3
Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
And some of you cunts wanted him banned. There are moments of genius in his insanity, god hates you if you watch CNNAngrySpoonySnob wrote: ↑Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:16 pmNice fantasy mate, the holy father wouldnt want you to watch your news full of satanic brainwashing so its all moot from there XD In fact nobody in their right mind christian or not should still be watching the news in 2018.
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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