Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Old Black Man]

TheTroonyOne.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And now for something completely different: What's the warthog doing these days, anyways?

Her delicate digestive system won't accept anything less than the most unhealthy fast food menu options
I guess she's so unused to vegetables that even a lonely slice of cucumber will trigger an allergic reaction.

[Le Redditeur]

Hamburgers do have a certain amount of proteins and fibers on them. Warthog can only deal with the most diabeetus-inducing carb bombs, because that's what her body needs, I'm sure.

[pibbs]

What McDonald's serves donuts? Is that a Cucknadian thing because I've never seen that on the menu.

[pibbs]

What's harder to believe, there's a group out there that tolerates Noah? Or that he leaves the house regularly?

[Complicity]

What's harder to believe, there's a group out there that tolerates Noah? Or that he leaves the house regularly?

Either is talking about Curtis' Dungeons & Dragons-shaped dildos, or this is another totally believable story like his fren troon marine ripping off the scalp of someone else who called him a faggot at the d&d table (again with that shit), or inserting himself into the birthday party of a child at a local fast food.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That addendum tweet is obviously a lie so he can fill his empty schedule with fake dates that conveniently always get in the way of whenever Cuckson wants to play.

And more bullshit:

"Don't try to play with me. I'll either pick AD&D 2e (the least supported retroclone-wise) or an RPG you've probably never heard of."

Cyberpunk will always play second fiddle to Shadowrun, and even that has been hot garbage for like two editions.
Also love the logic of "I've watched a D&D podcast (which was most definitely 5e), but I just can't seem to find a game that other people might be interested in..."

[Osterzone]

That could be some great Counter Monkey content, if the campaigns actually happened.

[rabidtictac]

some old or obscure game, like AD&D 2nd Edition

How is that obscure? Almost every old D&D based computer game uses 2nd Edition. If you have played ANY of them, then you're already familiar with the system.

I know it's tabletop vs vidya, but he's still acting like nobody ever fucking heard of 2nd Edition AD&D. Far and away THE most represented D&D system in video gaming.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Old or obscure. It's the former.
And AD&D 2e was pretty big as far as old blockbuster video games go, but the entire OSR circle is more focused on endless forks of Basic D&D.