Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Baby steps Rachel, health comes first :3

Also WTF is it with her newest infatuation about @TotallyTheRealJohnCenaNotJustSomePRbullshitAccount? Her only other mentions of him are that she doesn't like his wrasslin' style and that she thinks his fanbase is obnoxious even for WWE-tard standards.

SpoilerShow

Just because """he""" followed you, like several 100.ooo other mindless drones? Or because you are a braindead capeshit whore gorging on Peacemaker?

Funnily enough, one of the few times she even mentioned Cena was the year she started her @TheSpoonyOne obsession again.
Behold, her weight loss success of early 2019 :3

#PositivelyUnstoppable
#LiterallyStopsAfterEveryTaskHarderThanBreathing

[Le Redditeur]

>goal weight: less than half of what your fatass weights right now

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

JFC, I knew she was fat, but not that she was Chantal-tier fat.
Also that one's over 3 years old. As much as she likes tweeting about literally starving, methinks that BMI has only gone up.

Just because """he""" followed you, like several 100.ooo other mindless drones? Or because you are a braindead capeshit whore gorging on Peacemaker?

I think the intern that manages the account gave her a standardized reply. That's all it took, apparently.

[RedLine]

350lbs? That's more than what she appeared in the Spoony convention pictures. Plus like Voice said after a few years of COVID living she's probably pushing 400. No wonder she's completely disabled.

[mad bum]

Nearly 350 lbs? Holy shit. Nearly 350 lbs? Holy shit no wonder she has back problems. And no shit you lost 8 lbs magically you always lose a ton of weight when you first start then you can expect it to slow down to 2-4 lbs a week, mostly when you're that heavy. Also why are you fighting for your health? I thought being overweight was totally healthy.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm surprised about the weight not being higher. She looks pretty tall in the convention photos. Unless Noah is a manlet, she looks to be a good deal over 6 feet tall.

[RedLine]

If you go off the BMI number in the screenshot she is 5 '8.

[Kugelfisch]

So is Noah a manlet or does he just have shitty posture? Him being a manlet would explain a lot.

[Tony Schiavone]

So is Noah a manlet or does he just have shitty posture? Him being a manlet would explain a lot.

Can confirm he is in fact a manlet. When he came around to Tampa for his last public appearance in 2015 (at that con), I was there and shocked at how tiny and scrawny he was.

He had to be a legit 5'6".
(I'm 6'2" and he had to crawl knee up on the panel table to get pictures with those roughly the same height as me.)

[Kugelfisch]

Under 170cm? So basically the stature of a 14yr old. Explains the gay hissy fits and bitterness. Makes the boasting and tough guy talk even funnier, though.