Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

Rachel was the update for modern audiences by replacing the male protagonist with a MarySue #Sick&Weak&Ugly&Thirsty female one, who in the end was just a shallow copy of the original and brought the saga to an abrupt end because the ratings were terrible.

[Guest]

Unlike his twatter sadposts it probably would have fallen on deaf ears with the bank. The bank probably gets hundreds of letters every day telling some sob story about how they couldn't make their payments because daddy beat them when they were a kid and they turned to alcohol to deal with the pain and that's why they can't keep a job and blah blah blah. So when Spoony wrote them about The Red Dragon and JewWario and Betrayal and the dremel and all that shit, the bank manager probably just thought 'uh-huh' and filed it away somewhere

Of course, nobody's claiming it was persuasive lol

The point is that you have to write it, it's required for short sales and Noah's would have been hilarious.

"It all started when I won the Mashable..."

[wulfenlord]

"My YouTube subscribers started giving me 5000$ per month for lazywork, so I stopped working completely..."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Night after night after every night, I thought about those icicles..."

At least the Rachel subplot will be completely dropped in the movie adaptation to keep it under 150 minutes.

Current Year movide doctrine postulates that you have to over-emphasize the importance of womxn in biopics.
Though I admit they might voltron her with April to streamline the narrative a little.

[Guest]

Composite character for upcoming movie, April and Rachel merged together - Raperil.

[Angelfire Memes]

The house sold? Pressing F for that branch in the garden which will finally be no more I guess.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Composite character for upcoming movie, April and Rachel merged together - Raperil.

Her orc fantasies will finally come true.

[Guest]

April was pretty fucking hot. She had that comfortable, hot, but not too hot wholesome girlfriend look. I wouldn't mind stretching that bitch out.

[Guest]

April was pretty fucking hot. She had that comfortable, hot, but not too hot wholesome girlfriend look. I wouldn't mind stretching that bitch out.

Back to Cuck Chan Faggot!

[Guest]

April was pretty fucking hot. She had that comfortable, hot, but not too hot wholesome girlfriend look. I wouldn't mind stretching that bitch out.

Back to Cuck Chan Faggot!

Dude are you gay?