Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dingus Bajingus]

Rule #1 is so fucking rock solid it makes the laws of thermodynamics look like wishy washy bullshit.

So if we can somehow engineer a scenario where Spoony being a disappointment would necessitate creating energy, we'd have perpetual motion solved? But that in itself would necessitate Spoony being involved in the creation of something. Damn. I guess MovieBob's superior future will have to wait.

[veris leta facies]

But what if he killed himself? How would we ever know, I doubt any of his family members would make any public outings on the matter.

And goddamned, $225,000 for a house that big is ridiculously cheap. It would easily cost twice as much here, depending on the location, of course.

[Tig Ol Bitties]

It might not come out right away but he's got so many eyes on him that eventually we'd know.

[Cuckson]

That house is a flipper's dream, all it needs is some paint, deep cleaning of the carpets/new carpets, some yard work and it could sell for a 30k profit or more depending on the market.

I'm surprised the Redditor that went to take pics of his house hasn't booked a tour.

[Complicity]

But what if he killed himself?

Maybe the 6 years old coat of grease ignited the moment it came in contact with sunlight, burning him like a match without even giving him the time to SCREAM (like his MIND).

I doubt any of his family members would make any public outings on the matter.

Miles the leftist incel will, if he's not too busy reading the axiom's end.

[Angelfire Memes]

Lol this just reminded me of the my mind... SCREAMS post. When he was on form spoony had some top tier posting. Full on case of poster's brain, possibly terminal.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He must've felt really proud coming up with that sadpost. Really diversified his repertoire.

[Kugelfisch]

You know what? I bet he actually was really proud of that one. The fuck had so little going for him, the mild endorphin rush of a tweet with a tiny shred of creative writing was likely the highlight of his day.

[drisko]

But what if he killed himself? How would we ever know, I doubt any of his family members would make any public outings on the matter.

And goddamned, $225,000 for a house that big is ridiculously cheap. It would easily cost twice as much here, depending on the location, of course.

If he dies, someone's going to find the obituary and announce it to us. Whether we'll know the cause is unlikely though. If it's suicide, the family will likely keep things vague.

[mad bum]

I always hope I open this up and see a tweet from Noah crying about moving, but he continues to disappoint.