Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Angelfire Memes]

Can't wait for Quantum Spoony, who's only an obnoxious prick when observed.

[Tony Schiavone]

The emo grows....

"He used to make wonderful videos about the Ultima Dungeon and Cucknadian Mazes and Monsters knockoff movies, while he was dressed in bizarre costumes fans sent him. It was terrible.

I miss that, too."

[Sieg Zeon]

So people responding to hypothetical Spoony now? That's even worse, than responding to liquid.

Solidus spoony is born

Aw goddamnit, this means eventually we’ll get a venom spoony and nobody wants that.

Spoony Queer Flaccid V: The Phantom Patreon.

[Guest]

Mhmmm..... "Playing."

What even is that thing? Does the model have both arms dislocated in order to be bound for whatever retarded reason? I can see the buttplug, that's normal I guess...

It's some kind of S/M position. They make weird sleeves that hold the arms back like that, I assume that's the Skyrim lo-tech version.

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[Vaporwear]

It’s really striking that his little reminiscences revolve around April cooking and April playing with the dog, basically the things she did as the glorified dog walker and maid. Nothing about the things she and he did together. Not them playing fetch with the dog, no, her playing fetch with the dog. The insinuation here is that he didn’t really do anything with April, not dinner dates, not walks to the park, not chill and smoke weed, not even playing video games together. She’s playing a bunch of Skyrim? OK, um, why isn’t she playing a multiplayer game with him? The answer is obvious.

His bullshit is so transparent. He didn’t do jack shit with this doormat maid, nothing, and after 8 months of grieving over the mediocre bitch who left his ass once the foreclosure notice hit, he’s still pretending like they had anything remotely like a romantic relationship.

[Liar Revealed]

He spent the whole time he was with April wishing that he was still with Scarlet.

[da PAC Nigguh]

He's mentioned April more times in the past 6 months than he did in the 6 years they were together.

[MegaNigger]

He spent the whole time he was with April wishing that he was still with Scarlet.

I'm thankful all my exes are miserable now so I don't have to worry about such things.

[rabidtictac]

Mhmmm..... "Playing."

What even is that thing? Does the model have both arms dislocated in order to be bound for whatever retarded reason? I can see the buttplug, that's normal I guess...

It's some kind of S/M position. They make weird sleeves that hold the arms back like that, I assume that's the Skyrim lo-tech version.

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It's like the naruto ninja run, only for fat bitches who can't get laid.

[Dingus Bajingus]

He's mentioned April more times in the past 6 months than he did in the 6 years they were together.

Very possibly not even hyperbole.