Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[GitGud]

The most sexy woman that Spoony ever landed. Like Ahab and his white wale. Think of a candle lit room, everywere soft silk carpets, Rachel on all four, waving her soft ass from side to side as Masterfucker Spoony enters the arena of sex. He gives her a good fucking doggie style for half an hour, before he harpoons her ass for another 30minutes. Then , after she had mzltiple orgasms, he puuls out, packs his dick between her ass cheeks before he let go of an massiv load that covers her back, making her a true ....white...wale

[Guest]

>Spoony getting it up
I expected quality posts, not fantasy posts.

[GitGud]

Think about Spoony in some kind of porn. "Shaft-Helper in dire times". The sexual adventure of some former YT Star who is out of luck, and is trying to safe his house. He becomes a detectiv, but every time he gets hired he gets fucked in some way. In the end he becomes the fulltime cum bucket of some ugly but rich cow and her harem of fuckbuddys. And they use spoonster for the most low level sexplays in the book.

Damn, spoony would fit so well in "Serbian Movie 2- Now we get it really started"
The fucker would eat a baby.

[Complicity]

The fucker would eat a baby.

Such an act would imply his dominance over another living being.

That newborn will rape him.

And after that, while lying prone on the dirty floor with his pants ripped, his buttcheeks covered with cum and his head turned on one side, his eyes staring in the void, a dog will pass by and piss in his mouth.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Before or after the dog mounts him, too?

[Complicity]

Before or after the dog mounts him, too?

After.
It will then start raining.
Lightning will strike a nearby tree, and a branch from it will fall.
Straight in his ass.
Excluding the dog piss inside his semi-opened mouth, Boss' apathetic expression and vacant stare will never change.
The camera will then move away from Boss and to a nearby lit iphone on the street.
A single message can be read on the screen:
"Your Twitter account has been permanently suspended".

[GitGud]

#slowclap#

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm literally crying.

[Moe Bitches]

And shaking.

[GitGud]

That was a mighty fine read, and i hope for many other postings like that.