Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Guest » Thu May 16, 2019 3:34 pm

Auli wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 3:31 pm
You know what they say... dogs turn into their owners.
I doubt Spoony ever runs. In circles or otherwise.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Auli » Thu May 16, 2019 3:56 pm

I can see him frantically moving his feet sorta fast in the smallest circle possible until he passes out and Oreo starts humping and poo on him.

You know how 4yro lash out and just wave their arms and run in place when they don't get what they want? Sorta like that.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 16, 2019 9:28 pm

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I doubt Spoony ever runs. In circles or otherwise.
His life is. Oreo is going the SYMBOLISM!! route.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu May 16, 2019 9:38 pm

I'm surprised that dog is still alive. Or doesnt have actual medical problems from neglect (unlike its owner, who thrives in it).
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Rushy » Thu May 16, 2019 10:20 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:38 pm
I'm surprised that dog is still alive. Or doesnt have actual medical problems from neglect (unlike its owner, who thrives in it).
Dogs and owners become similar to one another over time. For all we know, Oreo has adapted to the ways of the render queue.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu May 16, 2019 10:23 pm

I imagine rApril takes care of the dog mostly
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 17, 2019 2:26 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:23 pm
I imagine rApril takes care of the dog mostly
She works, she shovels the snow, for sure does she take the dog for a walk. The poor thing would likely be most confused by Noah taking it for a walk.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by pibbs » Fri May 17, 2019 2:39 am

Joke's on you, turdburglars. Not only does he walk Oreo, he takes her on rescue missions.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Guest » Fri May 17, 2019 2:57 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 10:23 pm
I imagine rApril takes care of the dog mostly
Spoonys remaining paymetons goes toward peanut butter and oven mitts.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 17, 2019 3:05 am

pibbs wrote:
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Not only does he walk Oreo, he takes her on rescue missions.
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