>I'm gonna lose weight guys
>fad diet watch
>fad video game thing using a gay peripheral
No mention of diet, then? Guess nobody ever told him abs are made in the kitchen. Biking is fine, but it can be dangerous depending where you live. I still think it's lame to hang your hopes for weight loss on some external "thing," like a bike or a shitty macbook watch, rather than self-control and regular exercise of all kinds. People who buy a weight loss "product" and expect to lose weight solely using that tend to end up throwing it in a corner of their house or garage and forgetting about it.
He could've done what that legend who bought a shit ton of Rosalina amiibos and gotten a couple of the same copies.
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