Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[Guest]

Didn't watch the vid but if you're talking 80s barbarian comics, why would you pick Conan over Slaine?

Rhetorical question since Kugelfisch answered it above.

[rabidtictac]

Duuuude, like, 80s, duuude! Totally gnarly, duuuude! Man, remember, like, the 80s, bro? That shit was righteous, duuuuuuuude!

He reeks of "How do you do, fellow kids?".

His entire channel is that. "Remember the Vectrex? Space narwhales!"

[Kugelfisch]

His entire channel is that. "Remember the Vectrex? Space narwhales!"

What fucks me up so much about that is that no, nobody fucking remembers the Vectrex, grandpa! No, a fucking "cyborg ninja" isn't cool! Comics aren't cool either. He's got the skills of pandering to the younger generation of Mr. Burns.
"Remember when you would play Missile Command in the arcade?" Just who is the nigger talking to?

[rabidtictac]

His entire channel is that. "Remember the Vectrex? Space narwhales!"

What fucks me up so much about that is that no, nobody fucking remembers the Vectrex, grandpa! No, a fucking "cyborg ninja" isn't cool! Comics aren't cool either. He's got the skills of pandering to the younger generation of Mr. Burns.
"Remember when you would play Missile Command in the arcade?" Just who is the nigger talking to?

A literal child, maybe. The kind who would watch some DEATH BATTLE or EPIC RAP BATTLES IN HISTORY videos and enjoy that shit. Game Grumps fans.

The irony is the literal children are the only people at his mental level of "aren't ninjas cool guiz?" But since they're kids, they wouldn't remember any of this old gaymer shit or think it looks cool.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Duuuude, like, 80s, duuude! Totally gnarly, duuuude! Man, remember, like, the 80s, bro? That shit was righteous, duuuuuuuude!

He reeks of "How do you do, fellow kids?".

I hope he'll do a crossover with Linkara.

[Guest]

Personally I think not being an e-beggar is pretty cool. Has he tried that?

[rabidtictac]

Personally I think not being an e-beggar is pretty cool. Has he tried that?

Not since 2007 or so.

[rabidtictac]

Faggot Mark is still shilling shit to his few remaining viewers. Most of the comments are laughing at him or mocking his greed. He presents this video as if he will be uploading more CGR reviews, but it's just a shill video for his latest scam. He wants you to buy his reviews on DVD so he can ship them to your house in a shitty box set.

120+ minutes of all-new CGR!

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THIRTY-FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS

Runtime – 126 Minutes

I can get a Criterion Collection DVD set for that price, and the movie will be made by people with actual talent.

Contains 18 all-new reviews in the classic Classic Game Room style.

Video delivered on a signed USB thumb drive in a 16-bit era plastic clamshell case with signed insert.

Signed USB thumb drive. Wow. Even better than a DVD.

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100 FUCKING dollars

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Hey, got some extra money, cucks? Maybe you'd like some original artwork from Mark! $30-40 per piece of art, black and white only, drawn in what looks like fucking pencil.

It gets worse:

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Game reviews for 3 games. $100. No runtime listed.

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$275.00

[Guest]

Instead of reviews I could that money to buy, you know, actual fucking games.

[Kugelfisch]

That's the funniest thing he's done in many years. You can almost taste the desperation.