Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[dannyboytbh]

I'd nut in Kelsey.

kinsey > kelsey

[Kugelfisch]

PAL should be banned.

It's gone for quite a while now.

[Guest]

I'd nut in Kelsey.

kinsey > kelsey

I'd nut on Kinsey.

[Guest]

I'd nut in Kelsey.

kinsey > kelsey

I'd nut on Kinsey.

I'd shoot a few liquid hot loads all over Kinsey's feet.

[dannyboytbh]

kinsey > kelsey

I'd nut on Kinsey.

I'd shoot a few liquid hot loads all over Kinsey's feet.

Same

[Guest]

I'd nut on Kinsey.

I'd shoot a few liquid hot loads all over Kinsey's feet.

Same

Let’s try to convince her to take us both on a once. Maybe after a few of her hipster beers, she’d be open to a double-teaming and double foot cumming.

We’ll make the weird lesbian that Mental Jesus Cock hangs out with clean her feet off once we’re done.

[Tony Schiavone]

I want to do something more with this metal jesus cucks guy. I feel like this thread is kind of cutting edge. I haven't heard much shitting on these retro fucks outside of us. Everyone else pretty much loves them and swallows their "muh underrated" narrative.

Nobody takes this guy seriously because he looks like the community college version of James Rolfe/Pat. A dude who looks so low tier that his highest hopes might be teaching this at some adult continuing education center to a bunch of bored seniors.
Everything about this guy suggests: "I'm not cool enough to get into a con rave, and nobody even would dance with me."

He's what every stereotype of a nerd/geek in 1982 looked like. If anything, he's a harbinger of what these other critic slobs will look like once they hit another decade or so. Everyone, from normies to other tumblr kids, has been conditioned to recognize that image as a pathetic, weird loner and to stay the hell away from it. It's a thing you're universally allowed to loathe.

[Guest]

HIDDEN GEMS!?

[Guest]

I'd shoot a few liquid hot loads all over Kinsey's feet.

Same

Let’s try to convince her to take us both on a once. Maybe after a few of her hipster beers, she’d be open to a double-teaming and double foot cumming.

We’ll make the weird lesbian that Mental Jesus Cock hangs out with clean her feet off once we’re done.

I actually like her the best!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

PAL should be banned.

It's gone for quite a while now.

But the slower gameplay made it so much more cinematic!

(No srsly that stuff sucked. I once played my KOF PS2 games on 50Hz instead of 60Hz for the lulz and found that the PAL bars were blue Dafuq?!)