Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[mad bum]

It finally happened.

[Dehbashi]

Lol. Rare games for the Switch? Get out with that shit. Console has been out for 2 years. They really want to be pro scalper with this shit.

[Guest]

Bring back book burnings but for video games.

[da PAC Nigguh]

The games are all available digitally. How in the fuck can they be rare?

[Guest]

The games are all available digitally. How in the fuck can they be rare?

But there are physical copies for (((collectors))).

[Kugelfisch]

The games are all available digitally. How in the fuck can they be rare?

Exactly this. There is no such thing as a limited stock any more. What's next? Rare Steam games maybe?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only Nintendo thing that might become rare in a few years might be Labo, and I'd just love seeing a bunch of scalpers fight over fucking cardboard.

[Guest]

the digital collector chad vs the physical collector virgin.jpg

>no insurance needed, when digital HQ burns down generate new keys from other places
>digital software is pure, no longer sits on data carrier giving the illusion of no bodily form and thus is closer to god
>endless and fast easy copies that travel beyond borders in the speed of light is what Jesus would have wanted
>enlightened collectivism via online communities that accelerates progress
>degenerate totalitarian digital market globalism inevitably brings people of different cultures together

>scalps the fuck out of people over some shitty ass game he will never play
>reselling is degenerate and deeply autheistic (atheistic + autistic)
>has 10 million dollar insurance to cover his physical games
>toxic individualism that manifests in form of the physical collector shtick which embodies all seven deadly sins into one
>shallow need for materialism and nostalgia, endlessly sucking the dick of old bad games from his childhood

[Guest]

the digital collector chad vs the physical collector virgin.jpg

>no insurance needed, when digital HQ burns down generate new keys from other places
>digital software is pure, no longer sits on data carrier giving the illusion of no bodily form and thus is closer to god
>endless and fast easy copies that travel beyond borders in the speed of light is what Jesus would have wanted
>enlightened collectivism via online communities that accelerates progress
>degenerate totalitarian digital market globalism inevitably brings people of different cultures together

>scalps the fuck out of people over some shitty ass game he will never play
>reselling is degenerate and deeply autheistic (atheistic + autistic)
>has 10 million dollar insurance to cover his physical games
>toxic individualism that manifests in form of the physical collector shtick which embodies all seven deadly sins into one
>shallow need for materialism and nostalgia, endlessly sucking the dick of old bad games from his childhood

Yeah, there are advantages to physical copies, but why deal with price gougers when you can just burn that shit? Retrocucks are always spouting bullshit about games having slightly delayed input or "the wrong feel" but is it hundreds or thousands of dollars worth of difference? Of course it's fucking not.

[rabidtictac]

I like physical copies but I can't afford them because of retro fucks like metal jesus cucks and pat cuntri.

I mean, I can, but it's hard to justify spending 5x the price on a game that would cost me almost nothing if I waited for a digital sale. Most consoles now are price-gouged to fuck if you go try to look at physical games.