Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[Guest]

Someone should start a rare gem series to drive up prices on Golf and Duck Hunt.

[Kugelfisch]

What Mark is still utterly bumravaged about and will never recover from is nobody giving a fuck about his ultra embarrassing comic spergery. The only faggot I've ever seen REEEEE that hard before was Jordan Hass about his shitty mixtape videos. But never after that have I seen the absolute shittershattered state of Mark about people calling his "Ethel the cyborg ninja" alpha cringe stupid.
It really is his own blue arms meltdown. I mean, for fucking real, nigger? Fucking "Ethel"? Cyborg ninja??? I am deeply ashamed just remembering that being a thing. Imagine being a 40yr old dude and coming up with something this impossibly lame and autistic.

[rabidtictac]

His CGR memes aren't really any better. Shit like the Vectrex and laser crabs in space or whatever the fuck it was. Legit, just LOLSORANDUM humor.

[Guest]

The fat kid who reviewed Batman Forever was hilarious.

[Kugelfisch]

His CGR memes aren't really any better. Shit like the Vectrex and laser crabs in space or whatever the fuck it was. Legit, just LOLSORANDUM humor.

LMAOLADS TRUXTON AMIRITE??? Ten bucks on him having a "Can I has cheeseburger?" tattoo on his ass.

[Guest]

Mark is a fantastic example of how rampant, unchecked greed can actually fuck over your business.

[mad bum]

Jewish Craig is the ultimate fucking kike.

[Guest]

Jewish Craig is the ultimate fucking kike.

What happened in this clip?

[mad bum]

What happened in this clip?

Basically they had it setup where if you gave like $200 they had to reset the game, the total went up $50 each time it reset. They also had other shit like $20 he'd have to play with oven mitts for an x amount of time etc. They fleeced there pay pigs good and probably made 5 grand playing mega man 2. There was even one pay pig who had to use different credit cards in order to pay the $300 for a hard reset because he was probably maxed out on the others.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Man, DSP should pull this stunt if he needs money that badly