Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

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Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by mad bum » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:25 am

I REALLY hate this fucker, like ever since I saw him from his early videos he has been nothing but a scum bag who uses his "friends" to give him less work to do.

The guy has said before he works like 500 hours a week editing videos together when all you see him do is talk on a couch with some gameplay thrown in over them talking.

So now the fuck brings out this video.



The run down for this video basically is he blames a third party adapter for his gamecube dying, because it basically fired it. However if you watch the video you see his drunk chubby bitch shuffle up and try to body slam some guy on the couch WHILE STILL HOLDING THE CONTROLLER which causes the system to collapse. Link to the direct time in the video here: https://youtu.be/wvd-73clV6E?t=1m42s

This is honestly the first time in awhile (since the road trip incident) that he's been getting some actual hate, most people defend him to the death. His response to everything is that the third party agreed it was the product and they would replace it, when he doesn't realize that he's basically black mailing them because if they told him "Fuck you that land whale did it" it would basically cause a shit storm for pre-orders.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:24 am

If that Kelsey bitch wears any more eye liner she's gonna look like this:

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:27 am

What was the road trip controversy? I have never heard of this.

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:30 am

Larry in the comments being a little bitch.

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:34 am

So by his definition, if you crash your car while drunk, it's the car showroom's fault and you should demand a new car from them?

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:38 am

We had a thread on this guy, but it most have been in 3.0.

This guy is a fucking asshole. He hypes up mediocre bullshit games, like 5/10 and 6/10 games, and pretends they're amazing. Then idiots think the games are good and waste money on these shitty games that are mostly hard to find or expensive.

I guess this collector cuck and his friends make money that way though, both from the clickbait on "underrated video games" as well as sales from any of the shitty games they can unload on their fans.

His taste is just shit in general. Like, really bad.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Guru Larry » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:38 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:30 am
Larry in the comments being a little bitch.
Lol, I was checking to see if he's shadowbanned me, as no one ever responds to me when I leave a comment on his videos :P

But it reminds me of that Guy who broke his TV by covering it in cigarette tar, then demanded Panasonic send him a new one:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-day.html

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:41 am

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:52 am

I TOTALLY WORKED AT SIERRA* GUYS!!

*As a contracted band. Also we were in a music video in the game... that's it.

http://fmvstory.com/2016/02/shivers-2-music-videos/
http://www.mobygames.com/developer/jaso ... Id,155914/

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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

Post by Johnny » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:50 am

Having a cameo in a mostly forgotten late 90's FMV game is not something to be proud of.

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