Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by Pepsi Man » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:41 pm



Few things to take from this video:
1. MatPat confirmed, as everyone knew, overthinks things for no reason. It took me all of 5 seconds to figure out how to read the name cypher whereas he jumps to the most complicated solutions immediately. The name is Cassidy. The first comment on the video points this out.

2. Ultimate Custom Night was recently released. Waited two days, looked up all of the voice lines and cutscenes and whatnot. Scott Cawthon literally trolled everyone, as anyone with any sense could see coming since the second game. One of his characters, Mr. Hippo, has four speeches when he kills you and his speeches amount to, "sometimes bread crumbs really are bread crumbs," and, "not every story has a point. Sometimes it's just a story."

Scott made bank off of a story he made up as he went for no other reason than that he was just... telling a story. Not a mystery. Just a story with no point. Dude gets mad props from me for riding this series out until he's a millionaire and then reveals that to everyone.
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:47 pm

The Adventures of Captain Spirit must be based on MatPats childhood.

Scuse me; "Autism Simulator '18"
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:40 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:41 pm
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
But there has to be a solution! How can they validate their fine taste if their object of obsession was pointless entertainment all along?!
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by mad bum » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:52 pm

I was hoping he would be crying again about YouTube
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:08 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:52 pm
I was hoping he would be crying again about YouTube
Don't worry. He'll get there. Every nobody gets there.
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:15 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:47 pm
The Adventures of Captain Spit must be based on MatPats childhood.
What I read.

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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:04 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:41 pm
Scott made bank off of a story he made up as he went for no other reason than that he was just... telling a story. Not a mystery. Just a story with no point. Dude gets mad props from me for riding this series out until he's a millionaire and then reveals that to everyone.
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
But he didn't even do that. As early as four years ago he answered to faggots in his game's plebbit that there's no mystery going on. He called MatPatt specifically a shit that's plain wrong just last year or something.
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by Pepsi Man » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:53 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:04 pm
Pepsi Man wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:41 pm
Scott made bank off of a story he made up as he went for no other reason than that he was just... telling a story. Not a mystery. Just a story with no point. Dude gets mad props from me for riding this series out until he's a millionaire and then reveals that to everyone.
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
But he didn't even do that. As early as four years ago he answered to faggots in his game's plebbit that there's no mystery going on. He called MatPatt specifically a shit that's plain wrong just last year or something.
No. He's only ever encouraged people to theorize and has said MatPat was close but off on one major detail. Then he gave cryptic hints like, "four games, one story," and let them go wild.
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:52 pm

lol alright, that's much more hilarious. They thought they'd get on a ride and yet they boarded the ruse cruise. :lol:
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Re: Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

Post by CIANIgger » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:58 pm

Love it. Throw together some bullshit, slap some furry pedo robots to attract maximum autism, fleece them all, then dash all their fanfics, shipping, and "theories" for good measure on your way to the bank.

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