Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick
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Few things to take from this video:
1. MatPat confirmed, as everyone knew, overthinks things for no reason. It took me all of 5 seconds to figure out how to read the name cypher whereas he jumps to the most complicated solutions immediately. The name is Cassidy. The first comment on the video points this out.
2. Ultimate Custom Night was recently released. Waited two days, looked up all of the voice lines and cutscenes and whatnot. Scott Cawthon literally trolled everyone, as anyone with any sense could see coming since the second game. One of his characters, Mr. Hippo, has four speeches when he kills you and his speeches amount to, "sometimes bread crumbs really are bread crumbs," and, "not every story has a point. Sometimes it's just a story."
Scott made bank off of a story he made up as he went for no other reason than that he was just... telling a story. Not a mystery. Just a story with no point. Dude gets mad props from me for riding this series out until he's a millionaire and then reveals that to everyone.
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
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The Adventures of Captain Spirit must be based on MatPats childhood.
Scuse me; "Autism Simulator '18"
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But there has to be a solution! How can they validate their fine taste if their object of obsession was pointless entertainment all along?!
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I was hoping he would be crying again about YouTube
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Don't worry. He'll get there. Every nobody gets there.
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But he didn't even do that. As early as four years ago he answered to faggots in his game's plebbit that there's no mystery going on. He called MatPatt specifically a shit that's plain wrong just last year or something.Pepsi Man wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:41 pmScott made bank off of a story he made up as he went for no other reason than that he was just... telling a story. Not a mystery. Just a story with no point. Dude gets mad props from me for riding this series out until he's a millionaire and then reveals that to everyone.
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
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No. He's only ever encouraged people to theorize and has said MatPat was close but off on one major detail. Then he gave cryptic hints like, "four games, one story," and let them go wild.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:04 pmBut he didn't even do that. As early as four years ago he answered to faggots in his game's plebbit that there's no mystery going on. He called MatPatt specifically a shit that's plain wrong just last year or something.Pepsi Man wrote: ↑Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:41 pmScott made bank off of a story he made up as he went for no other reason than that he was just... telling a story. Not a mystery. Just a story with no point. Dude gets mad props from me for riding this series out until he's a millionaire and then reveals that to everyone.
And yet people are still trying to "solve" it.
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lol alright, that's much more hilarious. They thought they'd get on a ride and yet they boarded the ruse cruise.
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Love it. Throw together some bullshit, slap some furry pedo robots to attract maximum autism, fleece them all, then dash all their fanfics, shipping, and "theories" for good measure on your way to the bank.
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