Mathew "I'm Cryin', Youtube's Dyin'" Patrick

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't tell me it's not pronounced "Loloyd".

[Newhalf]

I've once had a co-worker called Denis. That's even dumber.

He only uses the D.E.N.I.S. system? That can't work out, it's missing a vital step. Just not sure which one.
Nurturing dependency or Neglect emotionally, those go hand in hand.

[Le Redditeur]

It's bullshit anyway, the only system that works 100% on women is the Mantis Toboggan system: Monster condom for your Magnum dong, wad of hundreds, be ready to plow.

[Sieg Zeon]

[Dehbashi]

Turns out he is quitting YouTube and will be turning over the channels after 2 and a half months. How quick until he comes back?

[Old Black Man]

This felt like a weird breakup video.

[Oengae]

Guess Blob is going to have to find some other more popular YouTuber to glom onto and pretend he's part of their team for credibility.

[Kugelfisch]

Good riddance! Enjoy your riches and fucking stay gone!

[Complicity]

The true injustice is this retard still having a full head of hair, despite having replaced all the blood in his veins with soy.

[Kugelfisch]

It's the great air circulation to the roots through that empty skull of his.