April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:13 am

pibbs wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:49 am
Why do these people talk like this? Is it clever to them? Just say it's humid outside and walk away. Better yet, realize no one cares and don't bother.
It's how dumb people assume intelligent people speak.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:46 am

drisko wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:13 am
pibbs wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:49 am
Why do these people talk like this? Is it clever to them? Just say it's humid outside and walk away. Better yet, realize no one cares and don't bother.
It's how dumb people assume intelligent people speak.
Seems more like Wil Wheaton disease to me.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:08 am

Orks talk like that because they think humans talk that way. It is a try hard effort to fit in as a real female human, but deep inside hides the urge to put Oreo over a fire pit till her flesh is soft and tender. Hell, half of her brain power is needed to calm down her urge to pillage and burn....
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:59 am

Orcil flirting with Film Bald
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by RedLine » Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:04 am

Poor, horny, untouched April. Complimenting Mr.Filmbald's look is a rough road.
And you know Buck jacked off to that comment.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:32 am

>Implying every bald guy looks like Bruce Willis
"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:06 am

This is especially silly considering he looks more like Jason Statham's younger pedo brother. Must be their British genes.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Heidi is a cuck » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:29 am

RedLine wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:04 am
Poor, horny, untouched April. Complimenting Mr.Filmbald's look is a rough road.
And you know Buck jacked off to that comment.
Just like April jilled off to that video of him

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Throne of Dysentery » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:32 am

Being with Film Bald would be a step up for April, but then again, any man that knows what a shower is and has any kind of job is better than Spoony.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:39 pm

Really anyone who's not an abusive husband would be a step up for her.
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