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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:25 pm
by Guest
Damn April really is a moron. If it could melt plastic would anybody give that shit to kids in school? I wonder what the fuck April was painting with as a kid.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:55 am
by pibbs
Just a reminder of April's... Talent

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:45 am
by pibbs
It's because they can't even afford the cheap shit at Family Dollar
Spoony: Why do you need beauty products? Who you fucking?

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:21 am
by Credo in Deum
Could be worse, imagine if your girlfriend was Lupa or Pandalee.
SpoilerShow
or Scarlett :lol:

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:30 am
by Guest
Pandalee and Scarlett were just regular vapid women. Be a man instead of a bitch and they'll fall into line.

If all you could get was Lupa you'd already have killed yourself.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 pm
by Osterzone
Scarlett wasn't just vapid. She enjoyed banning old fans and basked in posts calling her sexy. She also took Spoony's virginity, and she broke up with him. I'd argue Spoony still hasn't gotten over it.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:44 pm
by oldbones
pibbs wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:45 am
It's because they can't even afford the cheap shit at Family Dollar
Spoony: Why do you need beauty products? Who you fucking?
Sure there's a market for it if you consider thirstfags and the few remaining spoony bootlickers a market. As for women no I don't think they will buy your garbage juice masquerading as makeup.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:52 pm
by Guest
Osterzone wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 pm
Scarlett wasn't just vapid. She enjoyed banning old fans and basked in posts calling her sexy.
A woman was vain and petty? How unusual!

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:06 am
by Osterzone
She also sold overpriced nerd themed jewelry like April

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:21 am
by Guest
Osterzone wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 pm
Scarlett wasn't just vapid. She enjoyed banning old fans and basked in posts calling her sexy. She also took Spoony's virginity, and she broke up with him. I'd argue Spoony still hasn't gotten over it.
Some people should stay virgins. They aren't mentally ready for the sexhaving normalfag world.