April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:25 pm

Damn April really is a moron. If it could melt plastic would anybody give that shit to kids in school? I wonder what the fuck April was painting with as a kid.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:55 am

Just a reminder of April's... Talent
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:45 am

It's because they can't even afford the cheap shit at Family Dollar
Spoony: Why do you need beauty products? Who you fucking?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Credo in Deum » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:21 am

Could be worse, imagine if your girlfriend was Lupa or Pandalee.
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or Scarlett :lol:

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:30 am

Pandalee and Scarlett were just regular vapid women. Be a man instead of a bitch and they'll fall into line.

If all you could get was Lupa you'd already have killed yourself.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Osterzone » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 pm

Scarlett wasn't just vapid. She enjoyed banning old fans and basked in posts calling her sexy. She also took Spoony's virginity, and she broke up with him. I'd argue Spoony still hasn't gotten over it.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:44 pm

pibbs wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:45 am
It's because they can't even afford the cheap shit at Family Dollar
Spoony: Why do you need beauty products? Who you fucking?
Sure there's a market for it if you consider thirstfags and the few remaining spoony bootlickers a market. As for women no I don't think they will buy your garbage juice masquerading as makeup.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:52 pm

Osterzone wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 pm
Scarlett wasn't just vapid. She enjoyed banning old fans and basked in posts calling her sexy.
A woman was vain and petty? How unusual!

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Osterzone » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:06 am

She also sold overpriced nerd themed jewelry like April

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 13, 2019 2:21 am

Osterzone wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:39 pm
Scarlett wasn't just vapid. She enjoyed banning old fans and basked in posts calling her sexy. She also took Spoony's virginity, and she broke up with him. I'd argue Spoony still hasn't gotten over it.
Some people should stay virgins. They aren't mentally ready for the sexhaving normalfag world.

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