April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:34 am

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Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:54 am

RedLine wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:28 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:13 am
I was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in
Nice...
There's a chick on DHI?

I didn't know women could sink that low.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:06 am

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:13 am
Guest wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:00 am
Daddy issues ain't exactly breaking stereotypes, but at least you didn't get back at him by marrying an abusive cheater or doing porn.

Anyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.
I'll complete the picture for you: I was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in and I had to duck out the back while another dancer distracted him. This is why I drink.
That’s rough buddy. Guess we all carry some heavy shit on us. No judgment here, ain’t nobody got a clean slate these days.
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Post by Bobito » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:11 am

Nice livejournal.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:15 am

Careful now, the CIAnigger loves women like you.
"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:16 am

Plot twist: I'm the stripper CIANigger banged

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:30 am

mad bum wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:15 am
Careful now, the CIAnigger loves women like you.
Do you believe love can bloom on DHI?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:39 am

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:13 am
I'll complete the picture for you: I was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in and I had to duck out the back while another dancer distracted him. This is why I drink.
Nice sitcom life, stupid.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by CIANIgger » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:05 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:06 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:41 am
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:11 am
I think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.
Fuck that. It's too late for her. Might as well pump and dump her for kicks.
She is A) still way out of my league B) a New Yorker like NChick that looks down on her home town as hicksville C) someone I knew since kindergarten and it would be weird.
I don't know what I could say that wouldn't make her upset. I agree that when you're in your early 40s it's kind of "too late" and you really have to settle. I heard that she once dated some Euro royal in her prime and I think it would be difficult for someone like that to settle down with some schlub.
Then go black pill on her. I'm serious. It's too late for her. You can either care about her fee fees or care about the truth.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:15 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:06 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:41 am
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:11 am
I think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.
Fuck that. It's too late for her. Might as well pump and dump her for kicks.
She is A) still way out of my league B) a New Yorker like NChick that looks down on her home town as hicksville C) someone I knew since kindergarten and it would be weird.
I don't know what I could say that wouldn't make her upset. I agree that when you're in your early 40s it's kind of "too late" and you really have to settle. I heard that she once dated some Euro royal in her prime and I think it would be difficult for someone like that to settle down with some schlub.
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:42 am
My dad didn't want my to marry my husband
Those stories usually don't end well.
Come on old man, you only live once thank god. Have an adventure while you’ve still got time.
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