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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:52 am
by Poonoo
pibbs wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:09 am
>I don't want to deal with being held to a standard in my life
>I don't want to be an adult


That original tweet is fine if you already have a job/career that you are perfectly fine with, but c'mon. This bitch folds clothes for a living, part time at age 35, you know damn well she wanted to be writer professionally but knows damn well she is too lazy to write a novel so she wrote shitty fanfiction that is the length of a chapter.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:32 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
What is she complaining about deadlines? George Jar-Jar Martin has shown that you can just slack off after one hit.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:53 am
by Angelfire Memes
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:32 am
What is she complaining about deadlines? George Jar-Jar Martin has shown that you can just slack off after one hit.
To get that kind of freedom, you have to actually be somewhat good/successful/popular. At least she's self-aware enough to realise she'd never be any of those things.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:22 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Everything is possible in the world of 50 Shades of Twilight.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:05 pm
by casual pleb
Why is she working part-time anyways? Not enough time to jill to skyrim and make creepy pedo dolls?

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:42 pm
by mad bum
casual pleb wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:05 pm
Why is she working part-time anyways? Not enough time to jill to skyrim and make creepy pedo dolls?
Because she claims to always have been working since high school. The funny thing is she had a legit excuse to get unemployment for 6 months after she got laid off the bead shop, but instead chose to get some shitty mall job.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:50 pm
by Guest
Ah yes, poor Orcril, laboring in the bead mines, slaving over the a smelting furnace with a hammer and tongs forging those artsy kitsch bracelets and necklaces. Hard, backbreaking labor. I can understand why she needed a break. It's not like she was standing at a cash register and could have spent most of the day texting or playing candy crush with no one the wiser because stores like that have almost no customers.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:17 pm
by Kugelfisch
What's the problem here? You just want to do something for fun and you do it and you have fun doing it. Okay. What now? Where's the outrage? That people tell you that your shit sucks? Just show your shitty drawings to mommy instead of the internet then. She may even pin it to the fridge and be real proud of you and make you tendies, softhead.

If you're pursuing an active hobby and don't at least somewhat try to do well, I can't understand how you could possibly have fun unless you're retarded. Accepting that you suck is fine. Being okay with it isn't. That shit's not normal. Go get a passive hobby like watching capeshit or your wife getting fucked by Tyrone or something instead.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:12 pm
by Singh'sSpot
She wants to be a writer? I guess it'll like Brian Griffin, taking forever to finish typing up the novel only for it to fail.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:09 am
by Just Some Random Guy
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:32 am
What is she complaining about deadlines? George Jar-Jar Martin has shown that you can just slack off after one hit.
Multiple hits, really, as it was a series. And his series is abnormally popular. Unless you get to that level of success and name recognition, you really can't afford to be as unproductive as he's been.

Plus there's the fact he's both old and fat, so he only has to worry about his income for a decade or so max, most likely.