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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:34 am
by GitGud
I don' t think so. A remote controlled puppet would look more human
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:19 am
by mad bum
They really are meant for each other
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:55 am
by Angelfire Memes
You're too snotty to wrap paper around some shitty jewellery, slip it into an envelope, and book a courier to come to your front door? Damn. Good job nobody's ordering anything anyway.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:19 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
That's hard work, man. Give her a break. Her health comes first, after all.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:56 pm
by Guest
Well we know Spoony ain't gonna help her out. She might have a 110 degree fever but he has ANXIETY and DEPRESSION, which is so much more debilitating.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:14 pm
by Le Redditeur
inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.
(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:42 pm
by MegaNigger
Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:14 pm
inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.
(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)
Not unless he wants to look Tyrone in the eye while he nuts in rApril's wind tunnel
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:32 pm
by Guest
CIANIgger wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:42 pm
Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:14 pm
inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.
(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)
Not unless he wants to look Tyrone in the eye while he nuts in rApril's wind tunnel
She'd be into it. Too bad Spoony can't get hard.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:41 pm
by MegaNigger
He's probably walked on on her many times and each time drinks until he forgets, only to repeat the cycle.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:44 pm
by pibbs
You know, rApril and PushingupNoses have been getting kinda friendly lately. And PushingupNoses did brag about being bi recently.
Hmmm...