April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:49 am

>drinking Foster's
I expected nothing less. Even the degenerate convicts down under hate that shit.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:09 pm

I've never had legit Foster's. The version here is actually brewed in Germany under license by Holsten. At least it used to be that way. Those rights could now lie with Carlsberg from when they bought Holsten after the great can purge.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by CIANIgger » Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:38 pm

April still wishing for the Iron Bulling she craves.
Fuck you Guest, just register already.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Chippah » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:48 am

What ever happened to Brad from Million Dollar Extreme that she was having fun with?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:55 am

Likely found himself a bitch with larger antlers.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:57 am

Chippah wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:48 am
What ever happened to Brad from Million Dollar Extreme that she was having fun with?
He returned to mke , would you travel often for april? Or let her move in?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Whybother » Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:01 am

He ended up the smartest of the whole group. He wanted to fuck the girl, got a look at her deluded ren fair bullshit, and bailed.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:10 am

Or he is trapped in Spoons basement and Xirpril uses his bodyparts to make new etsy shir
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:19 pm

Her dolls are made of people. That why they look so miserable.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Whybother » Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:26 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:19 pm
Her dolls are made of people. That why they look so miserable.
In the end we find out it's been a Spoony doll for years all along?

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