April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Singh'sSpot » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:26 pm

Jesus fucking Christ...this bitch is disturbed

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:34 pm

With life-like painted labia.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:51 am

No joke, the finished doll looks much worse than I was ready for. I can't imagine there being any bitch owning those dolls that doesn't have some self-image issues. rApril clearly has them.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sat Aug 04, 2018 3:49 am

Wasn't he a viking ninja
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Khan FurSainty » Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:16 am

Her dad is whatever makes her legs go soft that night.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:43 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:51 am
No joke, the finished doll looks much worse than I was ready for. I can't imagine there being any bitch owning those dolls that doesn't have some self-image issues. rApril clearly has them.
If that thing also had a voice chip I swear I'd shit my pants.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:46 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:26 pm
Jesus fucking Christ...this bitch is disturbed
That's almost as disgusting as Chris-Chan's self-made vagina.

As for dad, she has posted far more photos of him than Spooner, I think it's clear who's warming her at night. Unless she gets by with her dolls that is...
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:26 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:43 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:51 am
No joke, the finished doll looks much worse than I was ready for. I can't imagine there being any bitch owning those dolls that doesn't have some self-image issues. rApril clearly has them.
If that thing also had a voice chip I swear I'd shit my pants.
Jesus, even Aphex Twin would break into a cold sweat from that.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by CIANIgger » Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:53 am

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:26 pm
Jesus fucking Christ...this bitch is disturbed
.................did she seriously paint it like it got raped? Look at the smudged make up. It looks like the doll was on Ghetto Gaggers getting face fucked by 3 scrawny neo nazi dudes and told she loves it.... :cry: :!: :oops:
Fuck you Guest, just register already.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:42 am

On her wedding day no less.

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