April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Jesus fucking Christ...this bitch is disturbed
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
With life-like painted labia.
So, I sperged and am making a comic based on the making of To Boldly Flee. It's on the Shameless Plug Zone board. An awesomely cringey tagline is "Just as the shit hit the fans!"
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
No joke, the finished doll looks much worse than I was ready for. I can't imagine there being any bitch owning those dolls that doesn't have some self-image issues. rApril clearly has them.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Wasn't he a viking ninja
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Her dad is whatever makes her legs go soft that night.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
If that thing also had a voice chip I swear I'd shit my pants.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:51 amNo joke, the finished doll looks much worse than I was ready for. I can't imagine there being any bitch owning those dolls that doesn't have some self-image issues. rApril clearly has them.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
That's almost as disgusting as Chris-Chan's self-made vagina.
As for dad, she has posted far more photos of him than Spooner, I think it's clear who's warming her at night. Unless she gets by with her dolls that is...

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Jesus, even Aphex Twin would break into a cold sweat from that.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:43 amIf that thing also had a voice chip I swear I'd shit my pants.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:51 amNo joke, the finished doll looks much worse than I was ready for. I can't imagine there being any bitch owning those dolls that doesn't have some self-image issues. rApril clearly has them.
The ball is wild!
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
.................did she seriously paint it like it got raped? Look at the smudged make up. It looks like the doll was on Ghetto Gaggers getting face fucked by 3 scrawny neo nazi dudes and told she loves it....




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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
On her wedding day no less.
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