April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[mad bum]

Because all that does is drop my fucking property value if I ever intend to sell. I'm sure the potential buyers want to be told "Oh some squatter lives there but don't worry about him"

[Kugelfisch]

If a fucking branch wasn't cleared out of the garden for weeks I'd assume the resident died.
Even idiots that run a crack lab would clear it to avoid suspicion.

[pibbs]

Interesting.

The only sign of life from that house, from the neighbors pov, is the occasional pizza delivered. I bet the kids avoid that house, and have an entire mythology of who lives there.

[Kugelfisch]

They know the dog better than him.

[Angelfire Memes]

But hows he supposed to look after his home without a Dremel?!

[Kugelfisch]

But hows he supposed to look after his home without a Dremel?!

You make a strong point. Is a man without a Dremel even a man?

[Guest]

He moved to Aurora to be like Wayne in Wayne's World, so I'm assuming the neighborhood is near something involving the movie.

[Guest]

Nah, Wayne had a good work ethic

[pibbs]

He moved to be closer to Channel Awesome and Brad, but mainly because April wasnt going to move to Arizona.

He bought that fucking ridiculous house, probably so April could have an entire floor for her etsy store, and he could have that finished basement (which included bathroom, bar, and kitchenette) for his productions.

Ironically, when he was most able to do sets, like Counter Monkey, the fucker imploded.

[Sieg Zeon]

Not gonna lie, I’d love a finished basement like that. Don’t need the oversized house but that would be a dope place to kick back and relax, maybe get a pool table or something.