April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:20 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
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drisko wrote:
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after checking her pornhub page she is al about ass, all her videos are either her sucking dick in close up or her twerking naked or in cosplay, she is all about her fat ass
Why would you check out her pornhub page? Actually, I'm kind of curious, how many views are the videos getting? I'm hoping under a thousand. I can't bear to look for myself.
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she actually gets between 80-100k in views with her most populars in the 300k

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Vaporwear » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:33 pm

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Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:09 am
Carl has a lot of poles in the water at any given time. This Chell camwhore is one of several women he stalks on twitter and sucks up to constantly.
So there is a method to the madness: suck up to dozens of fat, ugly, and otherwise subpar women in the hopes that one, at least one, will decide to take pity on him and for one reason or another will agree to have sex with him.

I doubt it'll work but I get the logic at least.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:54 pm

I bet they all have him muted. He managed to creep me out so what's the chance they keep him around. He's not even a paypig, if I'm not mistaken.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:59 pm

This is why Carl needs to be catfished. With the right fake profile and the right fake posting, he might be convinced to post a picture of himself for all the world to see.

Or reveal something that'll have the feds knocking on his door soon.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:02 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:09 am
Carl has a lot of poles in the water at any given time. This Chell camwhore is one of several women he stalks on twitter and sucks up to constantly.
I don't understand why he can't at least stalk pretty women. He's already delusional to think these fat cunts will notice him, might as well aim for space if you're shooting clouds.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:09 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:59 pm
This is why Carl needs to be catfished. With the right fake profile and the right fake posting, he might be convinced to post a picture of himself for all the world to see.

Or reveal something that'll have the feds knocking on his door soon.
Isn't he the faggot with the green wig?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cucksonjin » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:25 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:09 pm
Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:59 pm
This is why Carl needs to be catfished. With the right fake profile and the right fake posting, he might be convinced to post a picture of himself for all the world to see.

Or reveal something that'll have the feds knocking on his door soon.
Isn't he the faggot with the green wig?
thats just one of his whores

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:38 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:59 pm
This is why Carl needs to be catfished. With the right fake profile and the right fake posting, he might be convinced to post a picture of himself for all the world to see.

Or reveal something that'll have the feds knocking on his door soon.
The only thing we know is that he's overweight, and wants to slim down so he can look like his idol marilyn manson. He also mentioned wanting an anime 12 pack abs
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:26 pm

So he's not the green wig "female" then. He's still a tranny though, right? There's just too many mentally ill faggots in the whole Spoony fandom to keep track off.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:27 pm

Carl isn't a known tranny, that green haired faggot is though.
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