April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Why even throw a minor fit about it? Even if you're a lefty, you have to admit that the porn industry is a cesspool of awful people doing awful things. I like to watch documentaries about the going ons behind the scenes because it's fascinating just how fucked in the head those people are. Much more interesting than the actual porn.

Why would April educate herself about contemporary issues? She wouldn't be able to completely process what she learned, and it takes away precious time she could spend downloading Skyrim bikini armor and rape mods.

[Kugelfisch]

You're right. That part time spring break tier job she has already takes away enough time she could spend painting creepy dolls or worsening cheap swill.

[Pepsi Man]

Cowgirl style? Spoony lazy bastard confirmed, I knew it.

Having the woman do all the work and enjoy it, during sex, is the only time I'll high five a lazy fuck.

[mad bum]

Cowgirl style? Spoony lazy bastard confirmed, I knew it.

Having the woman do all the work and enjoy it, during sex, is the only time I'll high five a lazy fuck.

Normally I'd agree, but this is Noah were talking about. She is only doing it because Noah more than likely just lays there passed out after her schlicking about orc's doesn't do it for her anymore.

[casual pleb]

You guys give him too much credit by assuming, that he can get it up at all.

[rabidtictac]

Getting it up probably takes effort with all the meds and booze he abuses.

[Guest]

I think she just puts some blue pills in the fast food she feeds him. Then she just waits for him to get hard and rapes him. You know he can not defend himself because he is weak, drunken and on drugs all the time.

Poor Spoony... raped by rApril every day with no way out. It would explain a lot.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Then why does she need Skyrim so badly for her sexual fulfillment?

[mad bum]

Because Noah isn't an iron bull type who will chain her up and love her his way despite the tweet.

[Le Redditeur]

And because Lil'Spoony is probably very little.