She'll never get the elaborate skyrim themed wedding she wants that would cost $75K. The best she could hope for is a marriage certificate from the court house. She is dumb and insane but it seems not insane enough yet to actually marry spoony.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
The thirst will never die.
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"Notice me senpai, notice me or I'll kill myself, please."
WHY? Jesus, I've seen actual attractive women on there with those numbers, how is she doing so well?Guest wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:20 pmshe actually gets between 80-100k in views with her most populars in the 300k
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
80k of the views alone are from Carl.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Heh. And people said this thread wasn't really needed when it was created. Worth every penny!Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:22 amApril is more insane than Noah.
Spoony is just lazy and has major vitamin deficiencies. rApril is leaving reality.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She'll just re-enact the wedding in Skyrim, the only reality she cares about.oldbones wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:11 amShe'll never get the elaborate skyrim themed wedding she wants that would cost $75K. The best she could hope for is a marriage certificate from the court house. She is dumb and insane but it seems not insane enough yet to actually marry spoony.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!
And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
If April could type one handed then so can Carlveris leta facies wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pmNaughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!
And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
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Car has been busy with one of his twitch camwhores,...Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 amIf April could type one handed then so can Carlveris leta facies wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pmNaughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!
And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
maybe its time for liquid Carl
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