April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:11 am

pibbs wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:00 pm
This bitch has retreated so far into her fantasies she'll never recover.
She'll never get the elaborate skyrim themed wedding she wants that would cost $75K. The best she could hope for is a marriage certificate from the court house. She is dumb and insane but it seems not insane enough yet to actually marry spoony.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:06 am

The thirst will never die.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:24 am

"Notice me senpai, notice me or I'll kill myself, please."
Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:20 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:47 pm
drisko wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:59 am
Why would you check out her pornhub page? Actually, I'm kind of curious, how many views are the videos getting? I'm hoping under a thousand. I can't bear to look for myself.
Don't
she actually gets between 80-100k in views with her most populars in the 300k
WHY? Jesus, I've seen actual attractive women on there with those numbers, how is she doing so well?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:35 am

80k of the views alone are from Carl.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:39 pm

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Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:22 am
April is more insane than Noah.

Spoony is just lazy and has major vitamin deficiencies. rApril is leaving reality.
Heh. And people said this thread wasn't really needed when it was created. Worth every penny!

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:18 pm

oldbones wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:11 am
She'll never get the elaborate skyrim themed wedding she wants that would cost $75K. The best she could hope for is a marriage certificate from the court house. She is dumb and insane but it seems not insane enough yet to actually marry spoony.
She'll just re-enact the wedding in Skyrim, the only reality she cares about.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:50 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:00 pm
This bitch has retreated so far into her fantasies she'll never recover.
So this is her shlicking material in Skyrim for February

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by veris leta facies » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:00 pm
Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!

And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 am

veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pm
pibbs wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:00 pm
Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!

And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
If April could type one handed then so can Carl

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:34 am

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 am
veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pm
pibbs wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:00 pm
Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!

And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
If April could type one handed then so can Carl
Car has been busy with one of his twitch camwhores,...
maybe its time for liquid Carl

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