April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:59 pm

When did she turn into Pierluigi Collina?
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Some former football (as in real football) referee who was born with 0% body hair.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:54 pm

April must be the only person in the world who didnt hate Dragon Age 3 and still has any faith left in bioware, what a dense cunt.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:35 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:32 pm
pibbs wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:00 am
Oh boy! Now you too can smell like wet dog!
Well, at least someone at Antwiler Manor is doing something, right?
Like most of the nobodies they can't do anything without using and abusing copyright and trademarked material. Try selling that dollar store stink without slapping a dragon age label on it.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:46 pm

The bitch also put zero effort or thought into it, oh dragon age dread wolf has a trailer?

Let me abuse the hype, release my piss in a bottle and call it Dread wolf, maybe people googling for DA:dread wolf will accidentaly see my crap.

Perhaps "smart" business wise but doesnt speak good for her imagination, work ethic or business ethics. Please dont tell me people are buying her druidic poison.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:29 pm

Buying unknown perfume online. Do people really do that?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:38 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:46 pm
Please dont tell me people are buying her druidic poison.
I'm sure Carl is.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:12 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:38 pm
AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:46 pm
Please dont tell me people are buying her druidic poison.
I'm sure Carl is.
Uh, I think you mean Wiccan poison.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Dec 16, 2018 3:33 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:54 pm
April must be the only person in the world who didnt hate Dragon Age 3 and still has any faith left in bioware, what a dense cunt.
For her the series just got better! I haven't played Inquisition and never will, but I think you'd love it!

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:34 am

Eyelash mites? What in the fuck? What kind of Nurgle rot is infesting that house?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by steamyham » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:13 pm

Apparently it’s a not an uncommon infestation. Although it’s most common in people 60 and up.
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