April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:11 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:02 am
It's also the exact sweet spot for that kind of empty "compliment"/hit line, because at 26 there's no risk that the woman will resent a comment about her age yet. At worst she'll find it silly but flattering, and because women are addicted to flattery, the initial bait was laid down successfully.
You're absolutely correct. You don't need to be attractive to look "young" or "good for [your] age" so it's a meaningless compliment at best. In fact, being a little chubby helps in that department.

April looks like hell even for her age, but because she dresses "young" (in jeans and sneakers) and is interested in "young" shit like Skyrim other people assume she's in her 20s.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:17 am

People assume she's younger because she lives the life of somebody ten years younger than her. Not in a good way, though.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:34 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:17 am
People assume she's younger because she lives the life of somebody ten years decades younger than her. Not in a good way, though.
You had an error.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 07, 2019 5:09 am

pibbs wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:34 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:17 am
People assume she's younger because she lives the life of somebody ten years decades younger than her. Not in a good way, though.
You had an error.
Thank you. It'd be an embarrassment for a 27yr old one as well. You're right.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:35 am

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:57 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:51 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:41 am
"You look younger than you actually are" is an overused compliment. People say it to everybody who doesn't go through 4 packs of smokes a day. It means nothing.
t. Woman that never got that compliment
People say it to me all the time, which is why I think it's bullshit. I'm 26 but I'm a senior in college so people tell me they could have sworn I was 19. It's a mix of them expecting me to be younger and trying to flatter me, which I suspect is the same situation rApril is in.

Otter has it on the mark.
Weak. Better pickup line:
You look young for your age. I mean really young. Like 13. Wanna fuck?

Same benefits as the "you look younger" complement, but is also original and surprising, and makes you seem dangerous, which women love.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:05 pm

That's going in her ass. We all know it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:44 pm

pibbs wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:05 pm
That's going in her ass. We all know it.
That's how she broke it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:07 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:44 pm
pibbs wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:05 pm
That's going in her ass. We all know it.
That's how she broke it.
Goddamnit you guys. Thanks for that mental image.
And the fact that I know you're probably right.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Singh'sSpot » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:30 pm

While thinking about Ironbull

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:10 pm

Uh oh! She's getting tired of Spoony's shit.
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