April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

> didnt grow up with cells

How old is she?

I thought she was about 30. Thats old enough to have cell phones be a thing in your formative years. Maybe she was just super poor or specifically meant smart phones...

Dude, she's 38. I was not kidding when I said she was on her 11th hour and has no time to spare if she ever wants to find another guy.

>implies she's looking for a guy solely to reproduce
>implies any guy looking for her wants to reproduce
>implies women after menopause never pair up again
>implies there aren't men who find women who no longer reproduce a plus/less risk
>assumes relationship advice when clearly never having been in one

>implying guestposting was ever not a mistake
>implying roasties' opinions matter

[Kugelfisch]

>implies any guy looking for her wants to reproduce
>implies women after menopause never pair up again
>implies there aren't men who find women who no longer reproduce a plus/less risk
>assumes relationship advice when clearly never having been in one

Is there any cunt somewhat related to CA that you wouldn't whiteknight this hard for? You're not only the worst guestposter we ever had, you're also the thirstiest one.

[Cuckson]

Even April is a code monkey!

[Guest]

>implies any guy looking for her wants to reproduce
>implies women after menopause never pair up again
>implies there aren't men who find women who no longer reproduce a plus/less risk
>assumes relationship advice when clearly never having been in one

Is there any cunt somewhat related to CA that you wouldn't whiteknight this hard for? You're not only the worst guestposter we ever had, you're also the thirstiest one.

Goggles because NO DARKIES.

[Guest]

That's some irony coming from Spoony's girlfriend.

[mad bum]

Carl is on to us, hide your arms

[Guest]

No it doesn't you FUCKING weirdo.

[Le Redditeur]

What is this cunt blabbering about? Everyone knows she'd love to drop her cum-crusted panties to any domineering bull who told her to, the more random, the better.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

Yet you didnt post these, for shame.

And lets not forget the shlicking.

completely ignored it since i saw nexus and skyrim.
maybe she should start to review skyrim mods

But she wouldn't make money because odds are half way through she'd start shlicking. Maybe if her show was on pornhub. But no one would watch there either since there is a ton of better looking girls on that site

[AngrySpoonySnob]

CHILD ABUSE

CHILD ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

No seriously that little mind mustve gotten twisted from Aprils sick fanfics