April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:59 pm

Orcril is all pouty like why didnt Jewwario Iron bull ME?! :(

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:02 pm

If anyone who saw those videos and didnt see how obvious it was that she forces spoony to say things you are borderline braindead.

She is very controlling and dominant which is of course why her sexual fantasy is the opposite of her real life, she want someone to diminate her in bed because she is the dominant one in her household

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Toodles » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:20 pm

She's Ralph Wiggum's dumber twin sister.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:34 am

Toodles wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:20 pm
She's Ralph Wiggum's dumber twin sister.
Just imagine the computer having skyrim

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:55 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:02 pm
If anyone who saw those videos and didnt see how obvious it was that she forces spoony to say things you are borderline braindead.

She is very controlling and dominant which is of course why her sexual fantasy is the opposite of her real life, she want someone to diminate her in bed because she is the dominant one in her household
First and foremost, she's as basic bitch as they come. Her SJW stuff is like her perfume and doll crap just a dumb hobby. If she had a strong man, she'd be devout as shit and happy with that. Doesn't strike me as the kind of orc who'd be able to impose it's will on somebody harder than a paper tissue.

The way I see it, she's annoyed about having to be the dominant one in the house. She's much rather have a guy to earn good money, fuck her hard and tell her what to think. Spoony can't provide that. She should've ran off with Mike from MDK when she had the chance.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Toodles » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:19 pm

That Noah is dominated and controlled by someone who wants to be dominated and controlled speaks volumes about Noah.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:41 pm

"shattering arms and protecting boss are the duties of a real man" - Jackson jin
"Nothing is more badass than getting stabbed with a katana and survive." -Auli

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:45 pm

Yet you didnt post these, for shame.
And lets not forget the shlicking.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:46 pm

> didnt grow up with cells

How old is she?

I thought she was about 30. Thats old enough to have cell phones be a thing in your formitive years. Maybe she was just super poor or specifically meant smart phones...

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:49 pm

mad bum wrote:
Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:45 pm
Yet you didnt post these, for shame.
And lets not forget the shlicking.
completely ignored it since i saw nexus and skyrim.
:lol: :lol: maybe she should start to review skyrim mods
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