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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:51 pm

pibbs wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:50 am
Burst into tears?
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT! YOU LYING CUNT!
The guy was in his 70's...what did you expect?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Chippah » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:58 pm

Hawking was probably such an inspiration to Noah and rApril. The way he could sit around and not move for decades is probably what they've based their lives on...wakka wakka.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:01 pm

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She looks more like Ferguson the brother.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Vaporwear » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:07 pm

pibbs wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:50 am
Burst into tears?
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT! YOU LYING CUNT!
Burst into tears, why? His life was one of triumph over adversity, the man lived 50 years longer than he was supposed to, died peacefully at the ripe old age of 76, accomplished great things over the course of his entire life, got married and had children, and was famous the world over for his intelligence and contributions to science.

Of course this stupid vapid bitch had to make it about her. "He died? I'm crying, I can't believe this horrible thing happened to ME!"

I seriously doubt she even read one of his books, even the ones that tried to explain his theories in a simplified way. Maybe she cried because she realized she hitched herself to the complete opposite of Hawking, and she herself is a complete waste of space who won't accomplish not even 1/1000th what Hawking did despite a crippling disease that still couldn't bring him down.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:08 pm

She must have some gnarly teeth. She never actually smiles, merely gives that eely goofy grin.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:12 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:07 pm
I seriously doubt she even read one of his books, even the ones that tried to explain his theories in a simplified way. Maybe she cried because she realized she hitched herself to the complete opposite of Hawking, and she herself is a complete waste of space who won't accomplish not even 1/1000th what Hawking did despite a crippling disease that still couldn't bring him down.
That might just be it. They just gave up with their young and healthy bodies, while Hawkings was busy doing SCIENCE! with a bricked body.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:52 pm

Its just that he is a meme scientist (not saying anything negative about him). Like NDT and Bill Nye, Hawking is how normies say "I'm really into science!"

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:13 pm

Bill Nye especially. The dude isn't even a scientist in any way.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:10 pm

Boogie's Panniculus wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:52 pm
Hawking is how normies say "I'm really into science!"
Brah, I follow I fucking love science on facebook okay? I'm quite an intellectual.
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