April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Noooo. But wait a bit longer and you can inpregnate xer by throwing a used condom at xer. Xhe will stick it in her dump hole and squeeze it inside like a McDonalds mayo pack. For now xhe looks at the old dad pictures before xer hands wander of to the toolbox/nightstand where
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I said it once and I say it again, her ovaries are panicking, wanting to shit out a Spoonspawn before they shrivel for good. Pairing this with midlife-crisis rationalization thoughs like "Where is the successful YouTuber I seduced and who took me to RenFaires?" over a bowl of sugared wine will make great drama.
GitGud, are you ok? Did you throw up in the middle of your rApril Fanfic (which is understandable)?
GitGud, are you ok? Did you throw up in the middle of your rApril Fanfic (which is understandable)?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I am fine
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'd love it if she poked holes into Spoony's condoms and got a baby. And then Noah would finally be forced to make videos again or face a mother's wrath.
And he'd be shitting himself on Twitter.
Do it for internet nobody history, April!
And he'd be shitting himself on Twitter.
Do it for internet nobody history, April!
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Srsly, where on Earth did Rushy get the idea that they actually have sex?
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Noah describes it in one of the Counter Monkies
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Because he never made shit up in those.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It didn't sound very pleasant when he described it. I can't remember what he said, but it sounded like he stuck his finger in her asshole and got shit on it.
That was probably the last time they did anything sexual.
Also, that's really low to tell the internet about something like that.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well what did he think he'd find? Gold?
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