April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:05 pm

DarkMenstrual wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:34 am
That's one dirty ass mirror.
She probably squirts on it when she shlicks

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by DarkMenstrual » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:53 pm

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:05 pm
DarkMenstrual wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:34 am
That's one dirty ass mirror.
She probably squirts on it when she shlicks
Eww

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:48 pm

Inb4 someone posts about wanting to clean it with their tongue.


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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:21 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:36 pm
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Well, God, now you know how Abraham felt when you asked him to sacrifice his own only son, don't you? Prick.

Also, how exactly that translates into "so loving the world"? Your Son came here, flipped a bunch of (((merchant's))) tables, told a bunch of dumb stories about donating all your money to the poor until you become poor yourself, and generally pestered your own (((chosen people))) so much that they had to get the real World Power at the time to get rid of Him. Why didn't You provide the world with the secret of the multiplication of fish, bread, and booze? Now THAT would have been a real proof of love!

This story made more sense in Final Fantasy Tactics.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GuestWrong » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:00 pm

I think the main takeaway regarding Rapril is this: Moe haircuts only work for Moe. Seriously those bangs are borderline mongoloid forced haircut at the asylum shit.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:19 pm

Her face is too angular and non-chibi for moe to work.
Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:36 pm
This story made more sense in Final Fantasy Tactics.
Well, that's obviously because FFT was written by the Japanese.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:21 pm

now now enough with the hate, April did a pretty good job acting as Will Smith's partner in Bright for her first time acting.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:57 pm

GuestWrong wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:00 pm
Seriously those bangs are borderline mongoloid forced haircut at the asylum shit.
This was my favorite thing to read today. I laughed.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:58 pm

Shut your whore mouth!
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