April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Time is, like, sooo relative.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I find it quite sad that Stephen Hawking gets lumped in with him and Black Science ManKugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:13 pmBill Nye especially. The dude isn't even a scientist in any way.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Uh oh. The pagan bitch be upset thars bibles on her bag!
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
"Like omg, look at me you thirsty cucks! Tyrone plz find meeee."
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I bet that's where she folds clothes, April doxed herself.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
So now you can go to her workplace and ask her how much of her pay goes to Spoony's alcohol budget.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
That's one dirty ass mirror.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
"John 3:16" printed on the bottom of a shopping bag? How intrusive! Like, what the actual fuck, guys?
*passes ISIS public beheading*
Like, don't you hate it when those Christians just keep showing their religion super aggressively in your face?
*Hears muezzin*
Oh, excuse me, it's time for prayer.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
Well, God, now you know how Abraham felt when you asked him to sacrifice his own only son, don't you? Prick.
Also, how exactly that translates into "so loving the world"? Your Son came here, flipped a bunch of (((merchant's))) tables, told a bunch of dumb stories about donating all your money to the poor until you become poor yourself, and generally pestered your own (((chosen people))) so much that they had to get the real World Power at the time to get rid of Him. Why didn't You provide the world with the secret of the multiplication of fish, bread, and booze? Now THAT would have been a real proof of love!
This story made more sense in Final Fantasy Tactics.
Well, God, now you know how Abraham felt when you asked him to sacrifice his own only son, don't you? Prick.
Also, how exactly that translates into "so loving the world"? Your Son came here, flipped a bunch of (((merchant's))) tables, told a bunch of dumb stories about donating all your money to the poor until you become poor yourself, and generally pestered your own (((chosen people))) so much that they had to get the real World Power at the time to get rid of Him. Why didn't You provide the world with the secret of the multiplication of fish, bread, and booze? Now THAT would have been a real proof of love!
This story made more sense in Final Fantasy Tactics.
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