Page 1 of 336

April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:01 pm
by Pumpkin Man
Commonly known as "Orcril" The failed internet nobody that become the long term live in girlfriend of the legendary internet nobody Noah Antwiler.

She deserves a thread of her own for her own internet fuckery (plus spoony's thread is too damn long to dig through to find her shit). Join us while we go over classic Orcril hits such as "Spoony doesn't drink", "Brad from MKE is just my friend" and my personal favorite "I can only tolerate to work 12 hours a week".

Yes folks your favorite pushup bra wearing honey wine making etsy selling technicolor hair having Orc has her very own thread now.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:06 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
We're scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard now that it's kicking up metal shavings.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:07 pm
by Cuckara
Do you think Orcil googles herself? If she does then it won't take long for her to find this thread. This could be very amusing.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:12 pm
by Pumpkin Man
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:06 pm
We're scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard now that it's kicking up metal shavings.
Nah we're refilling it. Orcril is the perfect compliment to Spoony's fuckery.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:14 pm
by MegaNigger
Cuckara wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:07 pm
Do you think Orcil googles herself? If she does then it won't take long for her to find this thread. This could be very amusing.
I can second this.

I'm not one to kink shame, but there's also her sexual repression that she tries to sate through Skyrim sex mods.

That has provided muck keks for me. Another classic example of the feminist, libshit, princess who don't need no man, desperately craves an alpha to rape her.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:15 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
If you're gonna do a proper Orc thread we should start with her at ConBravo in 2012 when she went around interviewing TGWTG spergs with her tits hanging out until she found one that would take her home with them.

I only ever use my phone during the day so I can't be assed to find pics and make a proper shitpost about it.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:23 pm
by Pumpkin Man
Exhibit A.

"So much merch to buy and so little time to spend all your donations so please send more!"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jGmNz71jTKE/V ... Bmoney.png

Image

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:26 pm
by AngrySpoonySnob
Im pretty sure they all google themselves, I even think they live by this philosofy:

[youtube]https://youtu.be/e7z_ztMxBgk?t=10s[/youtube]

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:27 pm
by Chippah
https://archive.org/details/youtube-UNEz4drv6d8

Think this is the ConBravo 2012 vid. At work so I can't watch it to confirm.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:31 pm
by Pumpkin Man
Exhibit B.

Orcril calls out DHI

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0kNbLykJl3M/ ... umours.jpg

Image

Laugh worthy moments...

"-No he doesn't have a drinking problem. He doesn't drink. I drink more than he does, and I barely touch the stuff myself!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Image