April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:44 am

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"Boring" isn't a world I normally see used to describe danger hair.
But it is an accurate description. Danger hair is fucking boring. It's like the goth kids in South Park. To be a non-conformist, everyone needs to dress the same.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:23 am

It's a uniform for crazy bitches. Just like everywhere else in nature, the warning colours say "Stay away from this one!".
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:23 am
It's a uniform for crazy bitches. Just like everywhere else in nature, the warning colours say "Stay away from this one!".
At least some crazy bitches are interesting when watched from afar. Like schitzo chicks who sue the President for sending Martians to gang rape them (waiting for Stephen Colbert to call an accusation like that "very credible" on his show). Danger hairs all just claim to be pan or asexual or nonbinary or some bullshit while being in loveless straight relationships, are all in the cult of socjus, and try to fuck people over on Twitter. They're the most boring crazy bitches ever.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:07 pm

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"Boring" isn't a world I normally see used to describe danger hair.
If everyone has danger hair it stops being special.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:13 pm

Guest is absolutely right of course. Danger hairs dye their hair to be non-conformists or some shit but once you've met one danger hair, you've met them all. They all dress the same, talk the same, have the same opinions about everything, have the same attitudes about everything, they all treat people who don't conform to their standards the exact same way. It's exactly the same shit as the hippies their boomer parents were part of.
They all drone on about diversity or some shit and they're the least diverse group of white people there's ever been.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:40 pm

Because it's all the same kind of people. Hippies->goth->emo->scene->hipster->SocJus, all the same kind of faggots from different eras.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:59 am

FAMILY PHITIS! SQUEEEEE
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:43 am

Go look at what you sleep with, and then keep your opinion of yourself right where it is.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:48 am

There's the midlife crisis and realizing that she doesn't have and can't have children with the loser she's with. I give her two years at best to be in full panic mode.
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