April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:18 am

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 am
veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pm
pibbs wrote:
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Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!

And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
If April could type one handed then so can Carl
She straped one of those DragonDildos to her chair. Or maybe she bought an sybian with the last of sploonys money.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:16 pm

GitGud wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:18 am
Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 am
veris leta facies wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pm


Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!

And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
If April could type one handed then so can Carl
She straped one of those DragonDildos to her chair. Or maybe she bought an sybian with the last of sploonys money.
What is it about ugliness that attract degenerates?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:40 am

They think ugly chicks are easier targets.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:39 am

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:41 am

I feel like she's a parody of herself at this point.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:14 am

Carl is on that shit like a pig on a fresh trough, because of course he is...

And NPCs just do that, April, mhmmm yes
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:26 am

Words cannot describe my hate for her. She is the epitome of fucking delusional. A true waste of space and oxygen.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:27 am

Considering how badly she wants to get split like a log by a huge cock it's hilarious that her "boyfriend" is almost certainly impotent and has the testosterone level of a near death 90 year old.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:56 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:26 am
Words cannot describe my hate for her. She is the epitome of fucking delusional. A true waste of space and oxygen.
TOBY FAIR you could say that about all women.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:01 am

As dumb as that sounds in the context of that hosuehold, she's not pulling her weight. The dumb bitch can't even nag her loser boyfriend to man up even a little. Again, it's like she's living somewhere else.
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