She straped one of those DragonDildos to her chair. Or maybe she bought an sybian with the last of sploonys money.Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 amIf April could type one handed then so can Carlveris leta facies wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pmNaughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!
And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
What is it about ugliness that attract degenerates?GitGud wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:18 amShe straped one of those DragonDildos to her chair. Or maybe she bought an sybian with the last of sploonys money.Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:26 amIf April could type one handed then so can Carlveris leta facies wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:27 pm
Naughty naughty naughty, you filthy old soomka!
And.. NO COMMENTS FROM CARL? Probably couldn't write anything sensible with only one hand.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
They think ugly chicks are easier targets.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I feel like she's a parody of herself at this point.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Carl is on that shit like a pig on a fresh trough, because of course he is...
And NPCs just do that, April, mhmmm yes
And NPCs just do that, April, mhmmm yes
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Words cannot describe my hate for her. She is the epitome of fucking delusional. A true waste of space and oxygen.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Considering how badly she wants to get split like a log by a huge cock it's hilarious that her "boyfriend" is almost certainly impotent and has the testosterone level of a near death 90 year old.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
TOBY FAIR you could say that about all women.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:26 amWords cannot describe my hate for her. She is the epitome of fucking delusional. A true waste of space and oxygen.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
As dumb as that sounds in the context of that hosuehold, she's not pulling her weight. The dumb bitch can't even nag her loser boyfriend to man up even a little. Again, it's like she's living somewhere else.
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