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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I just noticed her latest porn fiction was written in June. When she isn't folding shirts or picking up dudes at fantasy fairs she's writing smut.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well she ain't getting any from "can't get out of bed today guiz, iz too haaaard" Spoony and she doesn't get to see Brad from MKE that often.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She probably stayed in Milwaukee for a few nights, since she only went by bus.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:02 pmWell she ain't getting any from "can't get out of bed today guiz, iz too haaaard" Spoony and she doesn't get to see Brad from MKE that often.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She won't baawleet that stuff. She never made a secret about writing smut.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She'd probably want us to read it, for that voyeurism vibe.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Looked it up and apparently it'd take about two and half hours for the trip. So she could feasibly go for a weekend any time she wants, or invite him to her place for some fun times. Spoony probably wouldn't even notice.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I don't even think they do anything as a couple together. Orcril talks about doing stuff by herself or with other people. The only time she even mentions spoony is when she goes out her way to pretend she loves him publicly. She probably feels guilty that she enjoys not being around him. He's a drunk, a whiner, a nagger, a know it all, a hypochondriac and he looks like he has the hygiene of a truck stop urinal. I find it hard to imagine what she gets excited about when it comes to spoony. Haven't even seen a picture or video of them together in years for them to be so head over heels. Spoony talks about Trump more than April.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
the last time he talked about april (without counting the sticking fingers in her ass and pussy )was about a fucking burrito, after that its all either reposts about her shop or in answer to something she said about himPumpkin Man wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:24 amI don't even think they do anything as a couple together. Orcril talks about doing stuff by herself or with other people. The only time she even mentions spoony is when she goes out her way to pretend she loves him publicly. She probably feels guilty that she enjoys not being around him. He's a drunk, a whiner, a nagger, a know it all, a hypochondriac and he looks like he has the hygiene of a truck stop urinal. I find it hard to imagine what she gets excited about when it comes to spoony. Haven't even seen a picture or video of them together in years for them to be so head over heels. Spoony talks about Trump more than April.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
April needs a good alpha (let's be honest, slightly less beta, anything is a step up from Spoony) rape.
I would say fuck, but again I say, she clearly wants to be raped. The porn fiction, the Skyrim sex with Iron Bull, all of it.
I would say fuck, but again I say, she clearly wants to be raped. The porn fiction, the Skyrim sex with Iron Bull, all of it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Her stories are a lot of bedroom bondage, a lot of deep dickings, and snuggles, everything she doesn't get now.
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