April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:36 am

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I can't believe she posted that under her name. Hide your perversions, people!
Girls are allowed to be perverted, it makes it hot. And really being treated like a slut while being used is what most women want.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:35 am

It's barely even a fetish for women. Women fantasizing about being raped are like men who fantasize about french maids or playboy bunnies.

Fantasy novels for women are, like, 99% forcible sex/rape scenes and dragons flying around in the background.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Griever » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:58 am

Pumpkin Man wrote:
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How to Be an Internet Celebrity Nobody by April Von Lon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeOjl46M14&t

The early years and attempts of Internet Nobody Status.
Anyone else watch the video and notice that a lot of Orcril's sarcastic internet nobody skits unintentionally describe Spoony then and now? There's the section on controversy where she holds up FFVII and says it sucks, and then there's a section on internet nobody charisma where she cuts away to her pretending to get drunk and shit talk fans.

Also, she's unsubtle as hell about trying to show as much cleavage as possible.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:24 pm

This thread is dangerously close to foxdickfarms shit. Get a hold on yourselves, people.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:35 pm

Spoony and that guestposter here must sing this daily:

Respect my gangsta
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pumpkin Man » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:19 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:35 am
It's barely even a fetish for women. Women fantasizing about being raped are like men who fantasize about french maids or playboy bunnies.

Fantasy novels for women are, like, 99% forcible sex/rape scenes and dragons flying around in the background.
Don't forget that the women are also bat shit crazy but the hero still wants to fuck them anyway. They need some point of reality so those books can connect with their readers. After all they're for women that men avoid like the plague usually because they're bat shit crazy.
DHI Faggots pout and get mad because I tell them like it is then they have the nerve to call me a Pussy :roll: I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:35 pm

Usually the women in those novels are as bland as possible for an easier self-insert. Twilight and Fifty Shades of Rape are shining examples.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:37 pm

How old is Spoony's fanbase if they're thirsty over a near 40 year old women?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Whybother » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:39 pm

Too young to notice how old she is. They just see tits and tent their jeans.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckara » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:41 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:55 pm
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Orcril's porn fiction author page.

Orcril's bookmarks on that fan fiction site. Many all of them are porn focusing on slutty inquisitor and IRON BULL.
Bookmarks by Zilchtastic

Another fan fiction page of Orcril. Looks boring because it's SFW.
Zilchtastic | FanFiction
I hope you guys are screencapping/archiving all of this shit. If she does google herself then it won't take long for her to find this thread and go into delete fucking everything mode.

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