April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:30 pm

Pumpkin Man wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:31 pm
TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:24 pm
I love how her response to him hitting her is he isn't strong enough to do it way to emasculate your man April.
She is his Domina after all.
I bet he tried being rough in the bedroom one night and his attempts were pathetic. That's the only reason I can think of why she would possibly say that.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:31 pm

Yeeesh, don't make me think about how they're in bed. I ate hours ago, yet I still feel like throwing up.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:40 pm

You talk like if there is any action going on. The only action on that bed is when she gets up in the morning and hear Noah in the background streaming another shitty game since last night.


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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:01 pm

I mean.. just look at the difference

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:16 pm

Easy to see how much happier she is in the second pic.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:21 pm

Yo, post the iron bull shit. That's hilarious stuff. She badly wants to get fantasyraped by a fantasy bullsexual from a vidya gaem.

I was going to come in and ban you all for creating another containment thread, but then I noticed you're having fun rather than sperging out.

Iron Bull fragrance: https://twitter.com/aprilvonlon/status/ ... 8901727236

April posting Iron Bull: https://twitter.com/AprilVonLon/status/ ... 7974643713

April being raped by the bull: https://twitter.com/aprilvonlon/status/ ... 4141495296

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoqXuF2XEAAVcr0.jpg

Cover your body in the scent of a big bull man:

https://img1.etsystatic.com/213/1/84973 ... 5_khgf.jpg
RAPEMAN wrote:
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>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:26 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:31 pm
Yeeesh, don't make me think about how they're in bed. I ate hours ago, yet I still feel like throwing up.
Just picture Spoony uselessly trying to ram the Orc's asshole with his floppy whiskey dick, it's own massive Orc cocktail flailing with each futile thrust of Spoony''s splintering pelvic bone under the immense weight.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:27 pm

Spoony probably has permanent whiskeydick at this point.

But Brad from MKE has an expression on his face that tells me he loves fantasy rape roleplay.
RAPEMAN wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:43 pm

I bet she has an Iron Bull sized horn as a dildo.

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