April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:00 pm

This bitch has retreated so far into her fantasies she'll never recover.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:11 pm

Note how she always goes for bestiality in her porn fantasies.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:16 pm

Note that the male is an orc. She obviously can't escape here genes.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 19, 2018 1:22 am

April is more insane than Noah.

Spoony is just lazy and has major vitamin deficiencies. rApril is leaving reality.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:01 am

FFS April... anyone knows how many hours she has in noahs account now?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:03 am

The profile has been private for a while now. But last we've seen it was well over a thousand hours.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:13 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:03 am
The profile has been private for a while now. But last we've seen it was well over a thousand hours.
I know but usually theres one guy that has everyone added, or knows how to get past that.
im sorry, had a long day, anyway talking about something else i find it funny that instead of that handsome guy npc she is fucking the Orc one..,the pony tail could be Noah...or how she wishes he was...I think she might still love him..at some level
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:18 am

Her fantasies are always about some animal thing at least twice her size to break her asshole via rape. It's some established shit since her bull fawning.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Poonoo » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:03 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:02 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:09 am
Carl has a lot of poles in the water at any given time. This Chell camwhore is one of several women he stalks on twitter and sucks up to constantly.
I don't understand why he can't at least stalk pretty women. He's already delusional to think these fat cunts will notice him, might as well aim for space if you're shooting clouds.
Because these guys have at least some sense of self awareness. They know they'll never bang conventionally hot women, but these average women who are into "geek culture" seem more attainable. It's why so many people lusted after the girls on TGWTG.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:39 am

Poonoo wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:03 am
Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:02 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:09 am
Carl has a lot of poles in the water at any given time. This Chell camwhore is one of several women he stalks on twitter and sucks up to constantly.
I don't understand why he can't at least stalk pretty women. He's already delusional to think these fat cunts will notice him, might as well aim for space if you're shooting clouds.
Because these guys have at least some sense of self awareness. They know they'll never bang conventionally hot women, but these average women who are into "geek culture" seem more attainable. It's why so many people lusted after the girls on TGWTG.
There are no girls at TGWTG, only dudes without dicks.
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