April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[pibbs]

In how many years tho?

[mad bum]

When April is the one making the money, you really should just kill yourself already.

[Poonoo]

In how many years tho?

The first review on her store is September 2013. 900 sales in 4 and a half years and the average price of her stuff seems to be $10 since there are a lot of $20 and $1 items. $9000 in 4 and a half years. You'd think she would wait until 1000 to get excited.

[Kugelfisch]

And that's with the boost of thirsty spoonites giving her shekels for bossu-sama.

[drisko]

And he had a banner on his site pretty prominently.

At some point these idiots need to learn to give up and move on. How stubborn can you be?

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's safe to say most of the sales 99% of sales are made by thirsty Spoony fans. Nobody knew who Orcil was before she became Spooner's soulmate.

You'd think she would wait until 1000 to get excited.

That could take another 5 years since she lost her main promotion channel, better celebrate when there is still time

[Cucksonjin]

[mad bum]

Hi April.

[oldbones]

People believe absurd rumors because spoony is an absurd faggot. He could have made a video explaining what the fucking deal was (even if it was obvious lies and excuses) and he would still be making thousands per month from his mentally deranged fans clinging to the hope that one day their master will return. How absurd is that?

[Some Sick Fuck]

The best defense Orcil could provide was "why don't they make fun of famous people"?

Great question. Perhaps because it's hard to come by someone equally pathetic who also happens to be more than an internet nobody?

Also, Carl. He claims to be a man over 40, but behaves like 12 years old.