April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:56 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:37 am
If Carl had found her, she would never have said no. Chad Carl thirsts on all the women and he never gets turned down.
Also: Why would Carl ever ask her about her name? He as already ingrained her entire existence into his brain.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:58 pm

He's memorized Abril like that kid from RPO memorized literally everything from the 80's.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:24 pm

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:40 pm

Not sure how I feel about this.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by casual pleb » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:09 pm

Cuckson wrote:
Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:24 pm
0 talent, 0 charisma, shitty editing, cringy not funny jokes, at least she was like 3-ish, maybe 4 with the right amount of alcohol, meaning somewhat ban-gable, too bad she wasted her last pre-wall years, where she could have possibly locked in a beta provider, on future internet nobody and a deadbeat. Now she's basically stuck.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:49 pm

I forgot how totally unfuckable she comes off in motion. Pictures are bad enough but in motion she's goofy on top of that.
Still more fun than watching current Spoony. She's got the impression of him down to a T as well.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by JL Unlimited » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:02 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:37 am
If Carl had found her, she would never have said no. Chad Carl thirsts on all the women and he never gets turned down.
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You're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:03 am

Is her hair a midlife crisis thing? It's not even a good look for women the correct age.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:08 am

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:03 am
Is her hair a midlife crisis thing? It's not even a good look for women the correct age.
Judging from that old video and guessing it's age she had dangerhair for almost a decade now.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:06 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:49 pm
I forgot how totally unfuckable she comes off in motion. Pictures are bad enough but in motion she's goofy on top of that.
Still more fun than watching current Spoony. She's got the impression of him down to a T as well.
Current Spoony? When was the last time he even posted a video?

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