April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:35 pm

Ummm is it me or has she become even more pathetic then spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:00 pm

Carl never fails to disappoint unlike spoony.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:14 pm

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:35 pm
Ummm is it me or has she become even more pathetic then spoony
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:51 pm

:lol: :lol: spoony confirmed for cucked

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:03 pm

Oh yeah, that's why you fantasize about being raped by a big black bull, honey. But she'll sure hamster it away saying that "sexual fantasies have nothing to do with relationships!", which only makes sense if you are either a repressed shit ready to explode one day, or a serial cucker going for the "alpha fucks, beta bux" dynamic.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:09 pm

Spoony isn't an idiot (although he's not as smart as he thinks he is), but his empathy, kindness, humor and overall "personality" are still about zero.

Anyway, I actually think she is telling the truth about not caring much about "looks". April's dream isn't traditional "handsome", it's some big, grizzly biker guy with an enormous cock. But, Spoony also satisfies none of those desires.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:11 pm

You are missing the important part, she already talks openly about finding other men atractive to say the least, its not big news but atleast she is not talking about virtual men.
It could also be a response to Noah being jelous of someone from her job
(Its probably just básic bitch shit as usual but its fun to speculate)

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:11 pm

You are missing the important part, she already talks openly about finding other men atractive to say the least, its not big news but atleast she is not talking about virtual men.
It could also be a response to Noah being jelous of someone from her job
(Its probably just básic bitch shit as usual but its fun to speculate)

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:31 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:09 pm
Spoony isn't an idiot (although he's not as smart as he thinks he is), but his empathy, kindness, humor and overall "personality" are still about zero.
Fantasizes about getting it on with a guy that is nothing like Spoony, while pining for a different kind of guy who also is nothing like Spoony. This is like a 2-hit combo!
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:44 pm

that twitter she is talking to is a dating advice page
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